Posted On: Saturday - July 11th 2020 7:19PM MST
In Topics:   Humor  Female Stupidity  Kung Flu Stupidity
What are strippers supposed to do during this pandemic? This is not something that I need feedback on right now, mind you. No one in our family is employed or associated with the stripping, errr, exotic dancing, errr, industry, luckily, but, yes, I've been a customer long ago. It was a different time, you understand ... There were, and probably still are, some weird-ass rules created by local and State governments to regulate the industry.
See, in this one particular place where the girls were very decent looking, at least under the low luminosity in there (I guess they were simply watching their carbon footprints), the girls could take it all off. But, and this is a big butt, unlike those in the establishment, they could not sell you beer. They charged a few bucks to get in, and then the ladies get tips. Some State legislator worked out the logic of this, probably while at a different club that did sell him beer. It makes sense: if they take off all their clothes, you have to go across the street to the grocery store and buy your own beer. If they leave something on, I'm not sure what exactly, then, the establishment can sell beer, well, they will pretty much demand you buy it. No, really, it doesn't make any sense, but it worked out great. Beer at the store was $3/6-pack then, versus $5 each at the other places. The girls got naked.
The 2nd time we went to this club, we were told we needed shirts with collars to get in. We had T-shirts on, which obviously do not fit in with the girls with tiny bikinis or nothing on. No, this one had us stumped too, but the bouncer must have understood the logic behind the rule. We didn't get in there.
With the laws on Social Distancing, what is the protocol now? Must they wear masks even when they take their bikini tops and bottoms off? In that case, will we now save a trip to the grocery store, but be coerced by a big guy to "buy a freaking beer or get out!". I mean, if they have a piece of clothing on, the mask that is. For some of the strip joints, maybe the masks on the girl's faces would be a plus for all involved, oh, and stymie the Kung Flu pandemic too.
Can one really get a good lap dance from 6 ft. away? (Well, some of us can!) Perhaps the
Well, Peak Stupidity will have to speculate for now, as we've heard absolutely NOTHING out of the CDC or Dr. Fauci about this. We have zero guidance or policy recommendation regarding Stripper Social Distancing. I don't know what