Posted On: Friday - January 8th 2021 11:47AM MST
In Topics:   Humor  US Feral Government
From a term heard 2 years ago only in maximum security prisons and occasionally airport terminals, but I repeat myself, LOCKDOWN is now familiar to everyday Americans. We are supposed to not be free in our movements during these prescribed periods. (Well, the start times are known well in advance, but the end times are up in the air.) It was really fun to hear of the US Senate, maybe House too(?) being placed in this LOCKDOWN state due to fear of a hundred or two unarmed Americans in THEIR House of Represntin'.
It would be great if we could expand on this Congressional LOCKDOWN policy. Perhaps Americans could LOCKDOWN the House and Senate only during important policy-making days, using the venue for more constructive activities, such as performances of the Vagina Monologues or more politically correct versions. The Senators and Reps could work in deeper levels of the parking garage under 10 kiloton resistant desks.
When it comes down to it, why does the Congress have to meet in person at all now? They seemed scared shitless of Black Plague 2.0, wearing their asinine face diapers and keeping the filled seats down to 1/2 or less. There’s zoom, and no, the Chinese CCP doesn’t need zoom to infiltrate – they already have via Zhou Bai Dien.
Really, it would be better for all of us if these Congresscritters “worked” from home. They would be more accessible to their constituents, provided they don’t put up concrete barriers and fencing, they’d save taxpayers’ money, and, most importantly, the wouldn’t be able to smooze and make underhanded backroom deals without fear of being hacked. Oh, yeah, and those among them that start out principled wouldn’t be prone to going native, as per Peak Stupidity‘s theory, see The Cocktail Party theory of Political Stupidity.