Posted On: Thursday - March 11th 2021 7:19PM MST
In Topics:   Humor  China  Kung Flu Stupidity
(Image is slightly old. It's very hard to get file photos of proctological procedures... quite understandably, I suppose.)
Commenter Adam Smith wrote in under this Kung Flu post over a month ago with info on something I would not have believed if I hadn't read it. No, I don't want to SEE it. Per Reuters News, Chinese cities using anal swabs to screen COVID-19 infections. From the capital of the Middle Kingdom:
BEIJING (Reuters) - Some Chinese cities are using samples taken from the anus to detect potential COVID-19 infections as China steps up screening to make sure no potential carrier of the new coronavirus is missed amid regional outbreaks and ahead of the Lunar New Year holidays.First they want to know about the fresh fruits and veggies ("yes, we have no bananas"). Nobody wants new invasive species. Then they want to check if you're a Moslem terrorist. Again, nobody wants new invasive species. Then, they want to check whether you have a fever. That's a symptom of the Kung Flu. Now, they want to see if you have germs in your ass. Let me tell you, Mr. Customs Man, we all have germs in our asses.
A throat swab on a 52-year-old man in Weinan, a city in northern Shaanxi province, showed negative result after the person showed symptoms such as coughing and appetite loss, a city official said on Wednesday, but he tested positive using nose and anal swabs.If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
The Chinese have become very organized and efficient since they shook off the hard-core Communism. I wouldn't be surprised if they had robotic mobile proctology stations built and set up at airports and train stations by now. Failing that, there's this guy:
Hey, I think I know this dude on the left ... he comes through our bank drive-through once in a while ... drives a brown Probe.
"Dr Bendova, calling Dr. Bendova, put on your gloves first, and pick up the white courtesy telephone. You are needed in the Customs hall, stat!"