The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks


Posted On: Thursday - April 27th 2023 6:41PM MST
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There was beer all over the dance floor,
and the band was playin' rhythm and blues.
You got down and did the gator, and half an hour later
you were barfin' all over your girlfriend's shoes.


New pledges usually pose at the back, stage-left, if that helps you...



(Note: Peak Stupidity doesn't make rash judgements. They all look like good κκΓ material to us. [Thank you!! - PS Legal Dept.])


Here's some news you might have never thought you'd read from the Cowboy State Daily. The "Cowboy State" is Wyoming, a place that seemed so hard-core American that the hard-core New Yorker Al Pacino's friend Sal in Dog Day Afternoon thought it was another country. Granted, that was back when America itself was another country, 50 years ago.

The report out of Laramie says Judge Denies University of Wyoming Sorority Women, Transgender Member Anonymity In Lawsuit. The sisters of Kappa Kappa Gamma "cited violence against Riley Gaines"* as a reason for trying to keep one Mr. Artemis Langford from joining, but, well, let's be more honest about it, while we're at it:
Their lawsuit alleges that the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority betrayed its duty to them and to its own governing documents by inducting Langford, and that the court should void Langford's membership. It also accuses Langford of numerous instances of misconduct, including ogling the women in the sorority house, sometimes with a visible erection.
Uhhh, do you see the picture up top? How about during Rush Week, when they really dress up? I really can't blame the dude for the ogling and... errrr. all that ... Man, if we could have gotten away with this shit in my college days, I'd have paid off some alumni somewhere to sponsor me... sure, and a little bit extra to say I was a woman, one who just happen to like flannel shirts and blue jeans, and K-Mart sneakers, and pinball, pool, and playing frisbee. Diversity, man! ... I mean, Sisters! Two kegs later, and it'd all be forgotten. The hazing would have been pretty cool too, I'm thinking ...

Where was I? Yeah, it's getting stupid out there, even in cowboy country, Laramie, Wyoming. Going a little out of order from the article here:
"This case presents, for what appears to be the first time, the question whether the word 'woman' includes a man who 'identifies as a woman' as a matter of law," read the plaintiff's request for pseudonymity.
A a guy who identified as pre-law**, I still gotta throw my hands up at this nonsense. Regarding the lawsuit requesting anonymity for the girls:
It said the parties suffer a risk of harm for waging this legal battle in the transgender-rights arena, and have already faced threats, harassment and safety concerns, and a "social media maelstrom."
The Daily Mail has the story here. Their article notes this about the new pledge:
Langford, who is 6'2' and weighs 260lbs, is not currently living in the property but has spent a 'significant' amount of time there alongside 50 other women and is expected to move in at some point. [Daily Mail's bolding, for a damn good reason!]
Moving into the sorority house for PJ and pajama parties, clever lad, errrr, lass, this Mz. Langford.

It used to be so much simpler back in the day, say the time before the Eagles split up and said they'd not get back together "till hell freezes over". The frats and sororities made it pretty clear back then that "The Greeks don't want no freaks!"

But the Greeks don't want no freaks.
No, the Greeks don't want no freaks .
Just put a little smile on them rosy cheeks
'cause the Greeks don't want no freaks.

Gator!
[As in, get down on the floor and writhe around like an alligator.]



This post was just another excuse to feature this great little unknown Eagles song from their last "real" album The Long Run. We had it before in a post on the deadly Omicron Kung Flu variant - see OMΓ!. (That's OMG! in Greek.) More about the song is in that post.

PS: Back to Dog Day Afternoon for a minute: Of all things, in that old movie there's a weird surprise and totally unnecessary ending in which it turned out that Al Pacino (the character anyway) robbed the bank because he needed the money for a sex change operation for his boyfriend (at the time, anyway?). Peak Stupidity wrote about this in Trannies in the Movies - Dog Day Afternoon. It's been Hollyweird for a long time!


* She's a woman athlete who's been trying to fight this tranny stuff in women's sports. I don't care too much - to me it's Title IX v Whatever-Title-this-new-stuff-is. Moar popcorn!

** Just at the Rush Week frat parties.

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[UPDATED, 04/28 eve:]
Added info from Daily Mail article on the story. Thank you, Adam Smith.
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Comments:
Moderator
Friday - April 28th 2023 5:13PM MST
PS: Thanks, Adam. I should have pulled up the Daily Mail on that. From your link:

"Langford, who is 6'2' and weighs 260lbs, is not currently living in the property but has spent a 'significant' amount of time there alongside 50 other women and is expected to move in at some point."

Yeah, that's gonna work out just peachy ...
Adam Smith
Friday - April 28th 2023 5:02PM MST
PS: Good evening, everyone,

"It's unconfirmed, but he sure don't look like no Sorority Sister to me!"

Yes, the dude in the orange on the left is Mr. Langford...
https://www.google.com/search?q=Artemis+Langford&tbm=isch

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11924593/University-Wyoming-sorority-DISMISSED-students-fears-admitting-trans-women.html

Hail
Friday - April 28th 2023 2:20PM MST
PS

- On hairstyles or "hair-dos" -

Another observation of this photo, which may be a mini-commentary on the b.1990s, b.2000s State of American Womanhood for reasons other than the Transgender Question:

Look at the hairstyles.

Almost all of them something that could considered either "the same" hairstyle or, perhaps better stated, "no" hairstyle at all.

It is just combed down straight, parted at the middle. There is little effort required. It's practically a lazy-man's hair-"style," just with longer hair.

This degree of low-effort hair-style on women seems to have been rare in the past, but it's now the norm. What seems notable is: it's low-effort, plain (as if an anti-aesthetic statement), and ubiquitous, so common and so bold (in its non-boldness) that it would seem to symbolize something.

Opinions?
Moderator
Friday - April 28th 2023 11:57AM MST
PS: I assumed that's the freak that the Greeks don't want too, Mr. Hail. It's unconfirmed, but he sure don't look like no Sorority Sister to me!
Hail
Friday - April 28th 2023 11:50AM MST
PS

I guess the orange-shirt in rear-left is Mx. Artemis Langford, the man who claims he is a woman, and as SafeNow observes the only one who is standing fully erect.

Possibly the one next to the word "Taco" is also standing fully erect, but all others are crouching their bodies to some angle, if not on the floor outright.
The Alarmist
Friday - April 28th 2023 7:13AM MST
PS

What they need are a few mean girls to make the tranny run for the exit.

I don’t get why more women and girls simply stop participating in these rogue venues ... they can quit and form their own clubs and events, and they would be free to exclude whomever they wish.

Yes it is a lot of work to organize your own club or events, but why tolerate evil for the sake of convenience or a simulacrum of sisterhood.
Moderator
Friday - April 28th 2023 12:20AM MST
PS: They want to make room for the girls in the back, I guess. OTOH, SafeNow, I know girls do what they can in every post to make the good parts stand out - see Chinese ladies who stand sideways to make their butts stand out - then they make the peace signs.

Pretty quick one-liner from the Sorority sister there, haha.
SafeNow
Thursday - April 27th 2023 7:24PM MST
PS
The photo illustrates the phenomenon that, whenever girls gather for a group photo, gravity becomes stronger and pulls them downward. An old frat/sorority-party story is that a gal was seated when a drunk guy behind her opened his fly and placed his man-thing on her shoulder. She casually glanced at it, and said “That looks like a penis, except it’s too small.”
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