Posted On: Friday - June 9th 2023 7:36PM MST
In Topics: Humor Movies Race/Genetics
You've seen The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Ultimatum, and The Bourne Supremacy. Now, coming to a theater, drive-through, nail salon, or funeral near you, it's The Born Inferiority!
"Make-up!"
(I started this video at 24 seconds in simply due to the cuter news reporter that appears at that point. Nice blue dress!)
It has been the case in most communities that dead people end up at funerals. One difference in the Black! community is that a lot of people at funerals end up dead.
There's a hilarity factor in both the story ("... they have arrested and charged the owner of the funeral home that was actually providing yesterday's funeral service for the 10 year old" and "... identified in court documents as the owner of Compassion and Serenity Funeral Home" and "... he is now facing charges of 1st and 2nd degree murder.") and the reporting ("Witnesses say shots rang out at around the time family and friends were told to gather around the casket"). No, you can't just make this stuff up so easily ... in anything but the Black! community.
I was impressed by this part, (@01:15 in):
“… court documents say Chavis backed up, tripped over the concrete vault lid on the ground next to the grave, and fell, and as he landed he immediately pulled a pistol from his waistband and allegedly fired …“Wow! This guy is good. I mean, he's much more than Mr. Anderson (of The Matrix) material. As he fell, I'm sure he had his head tucked in and, from Judo practice, been slamming his left arm down to break the fall, but in the meantime, his right hand went straight to his gun, and he clicked off the safety... he did have the safety on, right? ... and fired... allegedly, or course ... with the gun held sideways for better accuracy in azimuth, and killed a pallbearer all while in the process of busting his ass! Dude!
Now, folks of other backgrounds could never have done this. Folks of other backgrounds WOULD never have done this. Even though involved in a business dispute, they'd have probably acted serene and compassionate at a funeral. ("You diss me now, on diss, da day of my daughter's funeral?" [/Godfather I] ) No, but not Wilson Wesley Chavis. He's a man of action.
Wilson Wesley Chavis - he's even already got a great Hollywood name - should be in the next Jason Bourne movie! Oh, I've seen 3 of the movies already. They've got Matt Damon shooting while riding motorcycles and small European cars down stairways and all, but can he shoot while tripping backwards over a casket lid? No way, plus he's a White guy, and you can't make another Bourne Something-or-Other movie in 2023 without wokening it up.
Peak Stupidity has come up with a working title already: The Born Inferiority. Is there some way it can take place all in a prison, if at all possible? It's called, by us in The Business, "making movies on location".
Comments:
Possumman
Sunday - June 11th 2023 12:45PM MST
PS. There is an old expression about f-ing up a -----er funeral but I would never say it out loud... But here is a golden example
MBlanc46
Saturday - June 10th 2023 2:04PM MST
PS Ah, blecks! Don’t you just love ’em? They’re a never-ending source of hilarity.
Adam Smith
Saturday - June 10th 2023 9:16AM MST
PS: Greetings, gentlemen,
Battle of the International Weather Girls...
https://www.picuki.com/profile/flaviafuce
https://www.picuki.com/profile/susyalmeida1
https://www.picuki.com/profile/iamyanetgarcia
With an honorable mention to...
https://www.picuki.com/profile/natalee.007
* Miss Natalee is not a south American weather girl, but hey, nobody's perfect.
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Battle of the International Weather Girls...
https://www.picuki.com/profile/flaviafuce
https://www.picuki.com/profile/susyalmeida1
https://www.picuki.com/profile/iamyanetgarcia
With an honorable mention to...
https://www.picuki.com/profile/natalee.007
* Miss Natalee is not a south American weather girl, but hey, nobody's perfect.
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Moderator
Saturday - June 10th 2023 7:00AM MST
PS: SafeNow, if you look around youtube, or, better yet, on this site (TV - aka, Gov't Media topic key), you'll find videos of my favorite weather girl, Flavia from Chile, with the weather up and down the that Pacific Ocean strip of a country from some random days a decade ago by an almost stripped-down weather girl! It's amazing. (You can't do that here.)
See, for one: https://www.peakstupidity.com/index.php?post=2354
"Battle of the International Weather Girls"
I think your way of dealing with these guys is pretty good. Double negatives help, yes. I am quite familiar, and you sound like you are too.
Alarmist, indeed the Glock's got that safety build into the trigger. I did have a non-Glock in mind but the Glock's have gotten much of the handgun market - I'd say self-defense and self-offense as with the Black! thugs. They are like low profile tires in that respect, for that certain "community".
That Glock style safety is fine for preventing accidental discharge, but is no safety for the prevention of impulsive behavior.
See, for one: https://www.peakstupidity.com/index.php?post=2354
"Battle of the International Weather Girls"
I think your way of dealing with these guys is pretty good. Double negatives help, yes. I am quite familiar, and you sound like you are too.
Alarmist, indeed the Glock's got that safety build into the trigger. I did have a non-Glock in mind but the Glock's have gotten much of the handgun market - I'd say self-defense and self-offense as with the Black! thugs. They are like low profile tires in that respect, for that certain "community".
That Glock style safety is fine for preventing accidental discharge, but is no safety for the prevention of impulsive behavior.
The Alarmist
Saturday - June 10th 2023 3:42AM MST
PS
Probably a Glock: No external safety. You can drop it and it won’t fire, but if you squeeze ... or in his case, pull... the trigger, it will go bang.
Probably a Glock: No external safety. You can drop it and it won’t fire, but if you squeeze ... or in his case, pull... the trigger, it will go bang.
SafeNow
Friday - June 9th 2023 11:55PM MST
PS
If I find myself at a black funeral (and that day might never come), I will have practiced, at home, “I don’t want no trouble, man - - I respect you, man.” (Note the double negative. An acquaintance told me the listener would find this condescending and get extra angry - - but I disagree and I would use it.)
Thanks for the blue-dress reporter! I love weather channel coverage of hurricanes. I feel sorry for the hurricane victims, but I fantasize over all the extra weather gals they bring out.
If I find myself at a black funeral (and that day might never come), I will have practiced, at home, “I don’t want no trouble, man - - I respect you, man.” (Note the double negative. An acquaintance told me the listener would find this condescending and get extra angry - - but I disagree and I would use it.)
Thanks for the blue-dress reporter! I love weather channel coverage of hurricanes. I feel sorry for the hurricane victims, but I fantasize over all the extra weather gals they bring out.
Adam Smith
Friday - June 9th 2023 8:46PM MST
PS: The pallbearer. Though I would guess 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒚 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚 𝒃𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒕 happens more often in gangland.
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Moderator
Friday - June 9th 2023 8:42PM MST
PS: "This is almost like a gangland-style murder." The young girl, the pallbearer, or both?
Adam Smith
Friday - June 9th 2023 8:23PM MST
PS: Good evening,
Funeral for a ten year old?
"Arianna Davis was tragically 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒚 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚 𝒃𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒕 on Mother’s Day while in the back seat of her family’s car in Washington, D.C., according to the FBI. She died three days later."
Shot by a stray bullet?
https://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-own-this-body-funeral-home-owner-allegedly-murdered-pallbearer-in-broad-daylight-cemetery-shooting-as-10-year-old-victim-of-mothers-day-gun-violence-was-laid-to-rest/
This is almost like a gangland-style murder.
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Funeral for a ten year old?
"Arianna Davis was tragically 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒚 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚 𝒃𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒕 on Mother’s Day while in the back seat of her family’s car in Washington, D.C., according to the FBI. She died three days later."
Shot by a stray bullet?
https://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-own-this-body-funeral-home-owner-allegedly-murdered-pallbearer-in-broad-daylight-cemetery-shooting-as-10-year-old-victim-of-mothers-day-gun-violence-was-laid-to-rest/
This is almost like a gangland-style murder.
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Whites go to funerals to see the dead.
blacks go to funerals to be the dead.