FBI Humor


Posted On: Tuesday - February 27th 2024 6:01PM MST
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These guys are subtle.

Yes, shoplifting has been getting out of hand in many inner cities, most especially those with Soros-installed easy-going District Attorneys*. Still, somehow nobody has much of an idea what is the exact "mechanism", if I may, causing this increase.

Lots of times, the shoplifters come organized into large groups of vandals, but the FBI wanted to put the focus on the smaller parties that are often the culprits.



(I'll take the brunette, if I have a choice. Book her for me, Dano!)


Yes, the humor of the G-men is subtle and sublime, I tell you, because, well, of course, there's no way they could believe that picture represents the problem. From one of many thousands or millions of reply tweeters - too many - I can't be LIKING them all:



There's another possibility other than that the FBI taking a much-needed break from fighting the "bad" guys to do some comedy. That is that the picture was meant to show an innocent young lady pulling out her purse to get to her concealed-carry weapon as a large mass of Black! teens enters the store. Again, it's subtle ...


* Easy-going on all but the White people, that is. Anarcho-Tyranny is here.

Comments:
Moderator
Wednesday - February 28th 2024 10:02AM MST
PS: Per Alarmist, "You too can treat your wives to shopping outings on Rodeo Drive or 5th Avenue. As an FBI agent in our CTD bureau (Conservative Take-Down), you will be able to afford to support a hot blonde or brunette girlfriend in style, after we get all the $$ divied up.

That was a LOL comment, Adam! Thanks. (I'd think that sunscreen might be the one thing they WOULD run the Walgreens out of, though. Some of the teen thieves don't partake of it.)

"All deez White womens causing us to live in a moisturizer and clothing accessory desert!"
Moderator
Wednesday - February 28th 2024 9:51AM MST
PS: That was a pretty cosmic post, Dieter. I get that you would like to suggest some of this universal cosmic stuff as a screen play. I suggest you bring it up to Steve Sailer on his blog, as he has elementary school ffriends who are assistant key grips and other high-falutin' Hollywood people. ;-}

As for the blonde, many I can't even imagine a hot blonde being a mass shooter. Even a brunette, unless her hair is dyed purple or green, I can't imagine. Now, a redhead, that's a different story... There's something to that...
Adam Smith
Wednesday - February 28th 2024 8:38AM MST
PS: I sure hope the FBI catches these White debils!

Walgreens and CVS are closing stores in Chicago, San Francisco and Boston because Katelynn and her friend keep stealing everything but the sunscreen. Katelynn's shoplifting is creating food and pharmacy deserts in the most vibrant areas of our once great cities.

How Shaniqua sposed ta get her Metformin and Insulin?
Where Tyrone gonna get his Oxbryta and PrEP from?

https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/roxbury-walgreens-to-close-wednesday-amid-community-backlash/3264131/
https://minorityhealth.hhs.gov/hivaids-and-african-americans

Katelynn's shoplifting is hitting low income communities of a colour hardest!

Ooking and Eeking in 3... 2... 1...

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The Alarmist
Wednesday - February 28th 2024 1:57AM MST
PS

I thought this might be a promotional poster for The WAGs (Wives and the Girlfriends) of the FBI.
Dieter Kief
Wednesday - February 28th 2024 12:17AM MST
PS

Comedy? - Drama? We still still don't know. This could be from a trailer of a major work that encompassed all of our problems.These two might as well be a couple of 1) an ex financial adviser and 2) an mental coach - - who have turned into right-wing fascist mass.-shooters!
The strory-line would reveal that they were deeply influenced by the now famous Tobias Rathjen***** - a financial adviser and weapons-collecing incel who had been to business- and motivation seminars which were influenced by - Charles Sanders Peirce. And this business-advice/motivation story-line goes to say: That all our thoughts go out into the universe and come back from there - clarified - - - if you do it right.

We are all .i.n. .c.o.n.t.a.c.t. with the universe's wisdom and harmony - according to Ch. S. Peirce, see?!

The Rathjen Story-line, found on his computers, then came to the following conclusion:

Since we experience a worldwide crisis, we a) not only have to really watch out for what the universe is trying to tell us - but we are also .r.e.s.po.n.s.ib.l.e. for what we think about the universe because that influences the stars above and what's not all up there too (all this Matter!).

- See: Our conversation with the universe is not a one-way street. And - since this is a trailer, I maske long story short:

These fascist-Rathjen-Peirce- white-mindest terrorist mass-shooters the FBI depicts here - deluded as they are, think that in order to fulfill what the universe tells there deeply white ears, they better shoot a lot of black LGBT- I! - Q.E.D. ***people dead - exactly as their role-model Tobias Rathjen did in Hanau/Germany - which is close to Bad Nauheim in Germany: The Elvis-town. And Elvis was one of the great traitors adn cultural appropriator =stealer from Black people! - See?

- And that's what the horro-Duo will soon do. It's not only that they are shoplifters, desacralising balck people, it's also that they have to kill these people to conceal this fact that they are stealing from the discriminated against DIVERSE masses and all that - -- - ok? 

And now, this is no joke either, but it might lift you up like a real cup of the finest Maxwell-Coffee** in the morning: Volodymyr Selensky has added additional characters in the LGBTQ - mix to make clear why the Ukraine war is so GOOD too.
And I remember that as LGBT-IQ but that is from memory - i'd have to look this up.

***The US-based motivation/communication training including the universe as a Peircian brain-reflector IS real. - This is a scene, as I learned last week on a hilltop in Appenzell-Ausserrhoden. I looked it up: The late great Charles Sanders Peirce does reflect on the universe as a somewhat deepening part of our reflections - the motivation-gurus have that right. - And we're dealing with the F - B - I (!) - - -don't ya ever underestimate that people... - with refgard to Ch. S. Peirce.

Ok just some Sketches of Spain - from A Spaniard at Work - to close with a John Lennon book of deep insights (and so - metoo! - - is also on the very brink between comedy and - the more serious stuff, Peakers! - heheh! - uhh - duh - - ).

**I love the Maxwell Coffee Blues by Mississippi John Hurt  - - - 

*****Hanau shootings - Wikipedia
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