Telenovelas Are Hell: La Usurpadora


Posted On: Saturday - March 2nd 2024 7:31PM MST
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  TV, aka Gov't Media  Humor  Female Stupidity

It's been a while. Though rated PS-13 for both language and large attempts at nudity, we show these 5 minute Telenovelas are Hell synopses videos because they are simply hilarious.

Peak Stupidity has featured the stories of Rubi and Teresa so far.

Here is the story of La Usurpadora (The White Hispanics "Deceptions"). Is it worth paying for NetFlixia or Hulisimo for these series? Those Latinix women are so passionate! Thank you for letting them in, Creepy Joe, doing the drama that (even) American women just won't do. Lord knows we don't have enough drama in our country.



Thanks for the readership and commentary this week, Peakers. Next week's blogging will include some speculation on nature vs. nurture, a la Steve Sailer, but without the graphs, plenty more on the immigration stupidity, as by this point most of America has had enough of it, a review of the Gateway Pundit site, and plenty of ad hoc stupidity. Have a happy Sunday. See yaaaaaa....

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The Alarmist
Monday - March 4th 2024 1:52AM MST
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Muchas gracias mi amigo.

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Adam Smith
Sunday - March 3rd 2024 2:41PM MST
PS: Good evening, Mr. Alarmist!

You imagine correctly. (Which means you've likely watched Yellowstone to the end of season 5A.)

Too bad about mega.nz. Perhaps I do need to look for an alternative.(?) Here's a different copy of the Beth Dutton/Summer Higgins fight on the lawn scene...

https://vimeo.com/918936969

I'm pretty sure youtube would block it for copyright reasons, but vimeo seems to be a bit more forgiving.

Happy Sunday! ☮️
The Alarmist
Sunday - March 3rd 2024 1:30PM MST
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Mega.nz hates my browser, Mr Smith, but I would imagine the scene was the one where Beth and Daddy’s new girlfriend trade blows on the lawn?
Adam Smith
Sunday - March 3rd 2024 10:08AM MST
PS: Good afternoon, Gentlemen...

La Usurpadora (English: The Usurper; international title: Deceptions) is a Mexican romantic drama telenovela produced by Salvador Mejia Alejandre and originally broadcast on Canal de las Estrellas from February 9 to July 24, 1998...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_usurpadora_(1998_TV_series)

“It didn’t quite devolve into a Telenovella catfight...”

I don't know if you've seen this Yellowstone scene yet, Mr. Alarmist, but I thought of it when you told the story of you and Mrs. Alarmist discussing Beth Dutton while watching Yellowstone a couple weeks back...

https://tinyurl.com/f6xh4r4n

I guess it is a little like a telenovela.(?)
Definitely a little like a catfight.

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Moderator
Sunday - March 3rd 2024 8:21AM MST
PS: Yep, I can see "The Usurper" as the literal translation too, which make total sense what with the good "sister" taking bad "sister"s place. I figured though, that maybe the meaning was more nuanced than that as the video description said "Deception". I think you're right though.

I find it pretty easy to get meanings out of Spanish writing (at least literal), as I took my share of Latin. However, when it comes to listening to a fast-talking Colombian or whomever, and worse yet speaking, I'm pretty bad at it.

Yeah, that's a funny story. Next time, yeah, get video, especially if it devolves ...


Oh, I was joking when saying Bai Dien was inviting these people. I'm not sure many would even want to come anymore. They are as White as The Young and the Restless, though, and not quite the type you see murdering jogging college girls or beating up NYC cops.
The Alarmist
Sunday - March 3rd 2024 6:15AM MST
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Did creepy Joe let them in? I thought most of these Univision and Telemundo actors and actresses kept their homes in Mexico, though Ms. Spanic (yeah, that’s her name) is originally from Venezuela. One thing is for sure: Aside from perhaps Sofia Vergara, they don’t send us their best.

On that note, I had the beginnings of a Telenovella at the Orlando airport in December, when Hertz new Terminal C facilities became a long set of lines where they send out a person to gather pre-information for the guys behind the desk. So they send out a reasonably pretty Colombian whose English was so-so, and we start chatting in Spanish, and when I gave her my phone number (yes, she wanted that for the rental), my Euro-wife who is perpetually upset that I speak better Spanish than French and understood Spanish numbers said, “What is this?”

Colombian girl innocently replied, “He is speaking my language,” which did absolutely nothing to calm my wife, who thought I might be lining up a date or something.

It didn’t quite devolve into a Telenovella catfight, but we finsihed the transaction in English to keep the peace.
The Alarmist
Sunday - March 3rd 2024 5:12AM MST
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It literally translates to The Usurper. Looks like a fun watch.
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