PS: I'm so glad Peak Stupidity could finally be of service to the real world, Mr. Little.

I'm sure I can come up with another verse or two for either version, but then, you could too. Have fun.

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Yeah, I should be able to piece your two parodies together into something I can work with. I don't go to bars anymore; instead I help run a karaoke show twice a month at the senior apartment complex where I used to live. I don't know how many Biden supporters will be in attendance, but I do plan to preface my performance with "If anyone here is offended by what I'm about to sing. . . my work here is done."

PS: I loved "I Want a New Duck", Rex! Thanks. Some say a mallard is not officially a duck, but it's a "dabbling duck" anyway. (Maybe they meant babbleing duck.)

I'll show my kid this in a minute.

PS: Rex, can you switch out "I want a new jab" in there for "I want a new drug" about 1/2 way through? If that's the case, well, my post is about written - a little memers block on verse 3 going on.

I hope you have fun at the karaoke bar. Do they serve beer in cans or bottles? Just wondering, you know, in case there are still some Panickers or Dark Brandon adherents at the bar ...

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Hey, if you come up with enough lyrics to fill out that song, I'll sing them when I do karaoke. I already do the Weird Al version ("I Want a New Duck").
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOL2q8leiLw

PS: Interesting poll data, Mr. Hail. Thanks for adding that in. Your memory serves you well when it comes to Peak Stupidity's feelings for Totalitarian Stretchin Gretchen for the bad old days. How'd she get re-elected after that? Detroit!

PS: Hello, O.S., sorry for the late reply. I would say it was still a nice country, the Bay Area included, back in the mid '80s. I'm sure that brings back good memories. Jefferson Airplane, now Starship (at the time I mean) was also from that area - "We built this city on Rock & Roll", not really that great a tune, but still, good times.

About Dr. Jill, she acted like Joey's Mommy after the debate, from what I saw and heard. I want to write something about her. I know little about her as of now, and that's the way I liked it, but one wonders what her ambitions are - is she a younger version of the Hildabeast?

PS: "And, if he has a podium, he can use it to keep from falling over." Haha, very handy, those podiae (?)

Seriously, regarding the rest of your comment, Mr. Blanc: I don't know which way this well go, but if there's no effort to replace him, I agree that they just have to somehow get this poor bastard over the finish line. Of course, no 2nd debate (he got sick with the Covid last minute, kinda pity-inducing), get rid of that intern and get it right next time (the drug cocktails), maybe after doing some experimenting in the West Wing, drill tis guy on about 10 or 20 sound bites. No stairs, keep him on AF1 until nightfall and then use a pallet jack to get him out through a cargo bin or something ...

I've got all sorts of ideas.

OK, it got a little unserious, but let me put it this way. Steve Sailer's "no true Deep State" theory is bunk. These guys running the show don't really care if Bai Dien is competent, coherent or even alive. They'd probably rather have it that way. That's the problem they all had with Trump - couldn't be bribed (too rich), couldn't be blackmailed (we already knew about his playboy lifestyle).... then threatened (or his family) is another thing...

if you're a puppet-master, you want a simple-to-operate puppet.

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More detail on the big-market betting odds as of late-evening June 30th...

"23%: Any other Democrat to win presidency"

(Odds to win presidency in 2024, big betting-market average)
- 8%: Gavin Newsom
- 5% to 5.5%: Michelle Obama
- 5%: Kamala Harris
- 3.5%: Gretchen Whitmer (Michigan governor and Lockdown-maniac, attacked in the honorable pages of Peak Stupidity in 2020).
- 1.5%: Hillary Clinton

Subtotal, 23% for all non-Biden Democrats
vs. Biden, 20%

But there are now about six or seven other dark-horse candidates. (No, that is not a reference to Michelle Obama's race or looks.) The betting-markets could be in disarray for some time.

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The betting markets realigned in a big way following the debate, but mainly 'against' Biden and not 'for' Blumpf:

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The old odds (before the debate of evening June 27th)
- 52%: Trump to win presidency
- 2%: Any other Republican to win presidency
- 36%: Biden to win presidency
- 8%: Any other Democrat to win presidency
- 2% Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to win presidency

The new odds (as of late Sunday, June 30th)
- 54%: Trump to win presidency
- 1%: Any other Republican to win presidency
- 20%: Biden to win presidency
- 23%: Any other Democrat to win presidency
- 2% Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to win presidency

https://www.realclearpolling.com/betting-odds/2024/president

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Biden runs a commercial talking about how he brings people together, then says he wants to give first time home buyers $10,000…oh, but only if they’re black. That’ll reunite the nation for sure, Joe, you moron. Joe's had 3.5 years to fulfill that campaign non-promise. And he seems intent, through his personal fog, to fulfill all of his campaign promises, IF WE WILL JUST RE-ELECT HIM? Where have I heard this before...maybe from Carter and Bush (the first). Who does Joe think he is, oh wait, Obama...now that lie makes more sense.

Insofar as "Maybe Bai Dien's handlers just screwed up and got the mixture and/or dosages wrong." Many drugs lose their effectiveness over time and require higher and higher doses to maintain the same effectiveness as initially...but those higher and higher doses come with more pronounced side effects, including the brain racing far ahead of the body's ability to clearly articulate words.

I was halfway hoping that Jill would throw a towel on stage and escort Joe offstage about halfway through the debate. It was obviously waaaaayyyyyyyyy past Joe’s bedtime.

Huey Lewis and The News were at their peak when I was stationed at Letterman Army Medical Center in San Francisco. They were awesome!

PS Totally Legit Joe can still read from notes or a teleprompter. At least minimally. And, if he has a podium, he can use it to keep from falling over. If he can keep doing that until November, they should be able to get him over the finish line. With fortification in Atlanta, Philadelphia, Detroit, Milwaukee, and Phoenix so odorous that it will be detectable in the Crab Nebula. However, if by the end of October he can no longer read the script, they will be in trouble. I imagine that his capacity to read and speak what he reads for another four months is what the Dem nabobs are discussing. If they decide that they think he can, they stay with him; if they think not, he probably announces his withdrawal within a week or two.

PS: Hey, thanks, Gator. I liked that sound by Switchfoot the first time around. "Mess of Me" for those who might know it. Great lyrics too.

PS This just seems appropriate somehow:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uD4nbKWgEQ&ab_channel=Switchfoot

PS: Mr. Hail, that's the 2nd of the 2 articles of his i was referring to in comments here that I didn't agree with in general. His "Deep State" definition, taken from Turkey and meaning the entrenched bureaucracy is not the original definition, as well as it actually defined.

I did read the comment there too.

OK, I see that was the other one. The one you link to here has his phrasing he's written before: "Deep State theorists tend to be lacking in details about what exactly are the names of the powers behind the throne and how they enact their will." Right, sure,, we don't know the names often, hence the "Deep" in "Deep State". Go figure.

I understand your comment that this display of Dark Brandon sure is a test of his theory. How can not have had handlers? He couldn't decide who to invite to an important meeting, much less understand the immigration bureaucracy enough to have arranged all the sordid details of the border invasion.

However, I don't agree with Mr. Sailer that plenty of President's before them having been running the show either. You'd have to go back a ways, but it was a gradual process.

Always, always, Steve Sailer want so believe in stupid over evil. He should have our URL, and I should have peakevil.com.

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Steve Sailer says that the Biden controversy will be a test of his "Peak State vs. Deep State" theory.

https://www.stevesailer.net/p/the-biden-crisis-deep-state-theory