Posted On: Thursday - May 15th 2025 2:13PM MST
In Topics: Immigration Stupidity Humor Political Correctness Race/Genetics Bible/Religion Anarcho-tyranny
Commenters on The Unz Review liked our turn-of-phrase, so it's the title here.
Wait, though. The Good Samaritan parable of Luke 10 was about being decent to wayfarers - it could be you some time - anyone remember hitch-hiking? The Somalian from that recent viral story and our post Shiloh and the Somalians, which is NOT the name of a
The alleged child-molester Somalian rightly reckoned that his capturing young Mom Shiloh Hendrix on video not even SAYING "nigger", but admitting to saying "nigger", would scare the living out of her. (She wouldn't even have to have had directed the word to anyone, but she did.*) Due to the topsy-turvy world of Minoritarianism** and Anarcho-Tyranny*** we live under, someone both Black! and a recently-arrived foreigner from some complete shithole of a country has been entitled to lord it up over measly regular Americans. We're supposed to stand down and apologize profusely to pre-empt virology, which doesn't necessarily help, so there goes the job, career, marriage, and so on...
Thing was, Shiloh Hendrix was fed up with threatening Somalians and wasn't putting up with that crap last week. That was the right thing to do, it turns out. But, it didn't have to have been. Her courage paid off, to the tune of $3/4 million (though to be fair some of that is extra needed right now to keep her life from being ruined).
Here's where this post gets a little rambling. "Somalian" works well for this joke about the parable, but that's not why Peak Stupidity has been using that term. Yes, it's erroneous, if you want to get all official about it. "Somali" is the adjective and the noun to describe and name someone from Somalia, there in the northeastern horn of Africa. We at Peak Stupidity PURPOSELY say this wrong and not just because we enjoy being low-brow.
I present to the reader a video we've embedded in a post a year back, the 3 1/2 minute speech in The House by our favorite CongressGal Marjorie Taylor Greene of north Georgia for the point of attempting to officially censure CongressRagHead Ilhan Omar. The censure was never gonna come close to happening, so this is old useless news, but just watch the beginning, if nothing else. Of course, "Congresswoman from Somal... errr, Minnesota" was the best part, but MTG uses "Somalian" as the adjective/noun too. We have more in the post about MTG v IOU.
It's great! Saying "Somalian" rather than "Somali" pisses off the virtue-signaling folk who want to show their worldliness. These are the people who speak perfect English but say "Nee-ka-raq-u-wah" and "Alley Hondro My-ork-ass". (The latter is one we write here, but that's to make fun.)
The use of "Somali" and all the other correct terms and pronunciations would be fine if the discussion were on a travel forum, but this is America. Why do we need to know "Somali"? Before the big invasion, there was no reason to have to know that term, unless you were traveling to (or bombing) the northeast horn of Africa. No, we're Americans, and we'll say it our way - You say "Somali", I say "Somalian" - let's call the whole damn thing off!"
I'm pretty sure MTG knows the correct term to describe people from Somalia too. We sound like 2 rubes, I guess, very much like this guy, in a more innocent era when French was very foreign. Excusez Moi, that's "Francais" to you!
Oh, and we don't do accent marks here either, because that's some foreign crap too. (Sometimes they slip in via ctrl-c/ctrl-v.) Two rubes! That's what you people take me and MTG for!
Oh, the parable, right. I wish Jesus had come up with a parable to teach people like this Somalian asshole how to act as an appreciative guest among his often-unwitting hosts. There probably is one. Failing that, the Book of Shiloh ought to teach these people to try to learn about their host society and who built it. Shiloh was, in fact a city in the Bible where the tabernacle was located before it was in Jerusalem. Additionally, from some site, Shiloh is a reflection of our sinful nature, being surrounded by enemies, gathering as a church, and needing a savior. We all do. However, this kind of fits here. For Minnesota Shiloh, at least $777.5 thousand given by ~30,000 people ($26 a person ave.) is a big help.
Now, finally, this version of the Parable of the Good Samaritan fits well here too. Since there aren't Samaritans around these days, at least in their Biblical days form, substitute in "Somalian", or "Somali" if you like:
The clip above is from a long-ago show "That Mitchell and Webb Look", as corrected by our commenters from "Monty Python" and mentioned here.
OK, that's enough. There's more pressing stupidity we've got to get to.
* "Picanniny" would have been more accurate. Thank you for that reminder, Adam Smith. It didn't used to much of an insulting term either.
** I can't say he coined it, but I first read this term in comments by UR's AnotherDad.
*** OK, Anarcho-Tranny, spell check, that works too!
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Moderator
Saturday - May 17th 2025 7:17AM MST
PS: Haha, SafeNow, for me it's that said great retort occurs to me later in the day, after I'd earlier already just come up with the usual "f_ck you and your mother." (No, not quite like that.)
Moderator
Saturday - May 17th 2025 7:15AM MST
PS: "Traditional people from that part of the world are pretty much in a league of their own when it comes to third world invasion awareness, and not just in the twin cities."
That's good to hear, Jim, albeit it being about 30 years too late. I think of these people as being just too nice for their own good, or having been. It works fine in a 95% nice people habitat.
I've been up there fairly recently, but I didn't get to talking about this subject.
That's good to hear, Jim, albeit it being about 30 years too late. I think of these people as being just too nice for their own good, or having been. It works fine in a 95% nice people habitat.
I've been up there fairly recently, but I didn't get to talking about this subject.
SafeNow
Friday - May 16th 2025 1:17PM MST
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“someone both Black! and a recently-arrived foreigner from some complete shithole of a country has been entitled to lord it up over measly regular Americans. We're supposed to stand down and apologize profusely to pre-empt virology”
The problem is, what we need is a retort that is devastating, and argument-ending, and virology-proof, and concise, and, comprehensible by the idiot. I have nothing worthy of the annals of definitive retort. Force of habit, I guess; too much time spent in situations wherein my retort consists of Yes Sir or You got it, dear, or, in California, “igualmente.”
“someone both Black! and a recently-arrived foreigner from some complete shithole of a country has been entitled to lord it up over measly regular Americans. We're supposed to stand down and apologize profusely to pre-empt virology”
The problem is, what we need is a retort that is devastating, and argument-ending, and virology-proof, and concise, and, comprehensible by the idiot. I have nothing worthy of the annals of definitive retort. Force of habit, I guess; too much time spent in situations wherein my retort consists of Yes Sir or You got it, dear, or, in California, “igualmente.”
J1234
Friday - May 16th 2025 12:28PM MST
PS: Great article. I like this lady. It's encouraging to see young people being courageous, and it doesn't surprise me that this courageous incident happened in MN. I was recently teamed up with some MN folks in a lobbying effort, and came to be more appreciative of what they're going through. Traditional people from that part of the world are pretty much in a league of their own when it comes to third world invasion awareness, and not just in the twin cities.
I like her name, too..."Shiloh." I'm not a fan of the klan, but her name and personality reminds me of the story of the 19th century robed riders in the South who would come across roving bands of blacks after the war.
A rider would rig up a sort of large wine skin with tubing underneath his robe, then frighten simple-minded blacks by appearing to drink a couple gallons of water with one gulp. "That was the first thing I had to drink since the battle of Shiloh!" they would pronounce, probably in a loud quavering voice that would freak out excitable blacks. That incident may have been related in the Ken Burns series - I can't recall - but I remember hearing about it from family members years earlier when I was a kid.
Everyone needs to be afraid of something, even precious black people.
I like her name, too..."Shiloh." I'm not a fan of the klan, but her name and personality reminds me of the story of the 19th century robed riders in the South who would come across roving bands of blacks after the war.
A rider would rig up a sort of large wine skin with tubing underneath his robe, then frighten simple-minded blacks by appearing to drink a couple gallons of water with one gulp. "That was the first thing I had to drink since the battle of Shiloh!" they would pronounce, probably in a loud quavering voice that would freak out excitable blacks. That incident may have been related in the Ken Burns series - I can't recall - but I remember hearing about it from family members years earlier when I was a kid.
Everyone needs to be afraid of something, even precious black people.
Moderator
Friday - May 16th 2025 6:53AM MST
PS: Minnegadishu is the way I've heard it. You've got Somalians working for the TSA at MSP checking out the White grannies and toddlers... and working out on the ramp, with access to all manner of hatches on airplanes... PATRIOT ACT!!
The Alarmist
Friday - May 16th 2025 12:56AM MST
PS
The Congress Critter from Mogadishu ... err, Minneapolis.
I weep for the USA.
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The Congress Critter from Mogadishu ... err, Minneapolis.
I weep for the USA.
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All I can offer is a retort that worked during an alumni tour of “silk road” countries. This I utilized when “helpful”people insistently foisted themselves upon me, seeking a gratuity. Polite refusals failed. The following worked: “Yuff yuff yuff! Yuff yuff! YUFF!”