Posted On: Wednesday - May 28th 2025 6:50PM MST
In Topics: Music Feminism US Feral Government Female Stupidity
"How does my tight butt look in this tacticool gear?", asks Kristi Noem, Secretary of Motherland Security. "Look at my hair. I'm Sister Golden Hair!" says Pam Blondie, US Attorney General... picked, stupidity, by President Trump. (Yeah, both of them.)
What about Surgeon General, is that vacant now? Sure pick the fat Black! broad to show you're not sexist or racist, or better, some Sister Golden Hair Surprise to keep people watching the TV. It doesn't matter. Well, I mean, make sure she's not allowed to open her mouth next Plandemic or anything like that...
It’s OK to have your battle-axes, your Maggie Thatchers and such, and then the occasional high-spirited anti-Establishment MTGs. These pretty women though, like Kristy Noem, Pam Blondie, and so on are NO GOOD. They are real women.* As such, they do care about their appearances and being seen as often and by as many people as possible more important than getting things done. It’s who they are, which is fine, but don’t freaking appoint them to anything, for cryin’…
Yeah, it's kind of tough for a woman who doesn't want to be called an old "battle axe" but wants to be a part of running the world. Too bad. That's not what you're made for. HIllary Clinton tried to explain all this, but unfortunately, she's an anitChrist and lies more easily than she breaths. What she said, but the opposite.
I don't know why Tom Homan is not Secretary of Motherland Security rather than an underling. Yes, Kristi in the tight blue jeans was a decent GOP Governor for North Dakota. I don't even like that, because the whole thing reminds me too much of Nikki Haley of South Carolina. Women put their feelings first, and principles can change in a heart beat. After all, a woman is entitled to change her mind, right? ("Yeah, but not when she's the ... "Hey, you're the dumbasses who voted for her."). But, I do like her in blue jeans, as a woman, not someone who should be forming a strategy and developing tactics.
Appointing Pan Blondie as Attorney General to retributive ass was a mistake. I don't know what the deal was with Matt Goetz, but some other firebrand who would have come out of the gate with a thousand subpoenas and arrest warrants - for Merrick Garland, Alley Hondro Mayorkas, Leticia James, etc. - is who we needed. Blondie may get to some of this, but her hair and nails come first.**
We've wasting a lot of time with this. Commenter AnotherDad pointed out in a couple of comments that the Chinese Politburo is made of all men, 24 of them, and all Han Chinese. The Chinese tried their hand at Feminism only for the purpose of instilling in the population that they were equally minor cogs in the great Wheel of Communism back in the Mao era. That did save The People money on fashions and fashion accessories along with cosmetological supplies (the money saved to be used for cosmology instead) - Chairman Mao's famous Rice Bowl Cosmetology.
Say what you want about The People's Republic, and we often do, but the people in charge aren't silly. They may be inherently stupid often, but they are not silly.
This promotion of hot women, or any generally, to positions of power is silly. Trump and America don't have enough time for this stuff.
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Speaking of America, now with Sister Golden Hair in my head, I've got to embed it here. That band America was only big for a few years, but they made some great soft-rock music. To this day, I remember the names of this trio, who formed their band as Army brats in London: Gerry Beckley, Dan Peek, and Dewey Bunnell.
That song is half a century old! Now, there's an anniversary for you.
OK, now, since I re-titled the post, Elton John's Tiny Dancer oughta appear too. Forget he's gay when you listen to this. It's Bernie Taupin who wrote it, though. I can't remember if he was gay too, as that biographic movie Rocketman wasn't one of my favorites.
This one is 4 years older than that! The couple of seconds of piano intro. is almost the same as, but a little inverted from, the intro. in Journey's Feelin' That Way from 7 years later. (It's not worth a lawsuit.) We featured the latter song here before and noted that It ABSOLUTELY MUST be played together with Anytime That You Want Me. Don't not do that!
PS: After doing a little thinking about writing this post, I ran into the story of an exemplary Piece Of Work that would have taken too long to make fun of in this one post. We'll get to her... yeah, Nancy Mace. Holy ...
* That's not to say MTG is not a real woman and pretty in her way, but she's one hell of an exception. Can she be cloned?
** There was always a question, too, of her support of George Zimmerman's attempted murderer, some big black guy who ended up rightfully dead. Did Trump miss that? (Mr. Hail would have more, being - I think - from Florida. Hopefully we'll hear from him soon.)
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Moderator
Thursday - May 29th 2025 5:42AM MST
PS: Ha, SafeNow, who would you like better in your fantasy, Kristi Noem or Pam Blondie? (Or Angela Merkel, who is baaaaaaak!, if that's your thing?)
I'm glad you liked the music.
I'm glad you liked the music.
SafeNow
Wednesday - May 28th 2025 10:49PM MST
PS
Yes, they are inept at running the world, but they could sure choreograph a great, occasional, “It’s punishment time for you now, SafeNow” fantasy exercise at home. If you say that thought did not cross your mind, then okay, that’s fine, but I am not sure I believe you.
These are two superb songs! Thank you!
Yes, they are inept at running the world, but they could sure choreograph a great, occasional, “It’s punishment time for you now, SafeNow” fantasy exercise at home. If you say that thought did not cross your mind, then okay, that’s fine, but I am not sure I believe you.
These are two superb songs! Thank you!
I have a disturbing hobby of changing song lyrics to something crude, and you hit two of my favorites… cue “sister pubic hair surprise” (given the number of women totally shaved these days… I’ve even read that crabs are now an endangered species) and “socket man” (since Elton is gay, and most probably the receiver). My apologies.