Posted On: Thursday - July 3rd 2025 9:59PM MST
In Topics: Immigration Stupidity Trump Female Stupidity
For those who don't keep up with all this wonky stuff, that'd be the Leggy SuperModel immigrant visa.
We all know this most beautiful of First Ladies. She's hot enough to where she doesn't feel the need to have a a First Lady program like "Pick up your trash!", "Drugs are bad, mmmkayyy?"* "Eat your Veggies", or "We're gonna take control of 20% of the economy, cause I'm not just here to back freaking cookies!" (Luckily that latter one, #3 in in chronological order, didn't take. However, it did a couple of decades later, alas.) Were the current First Lady to have any such program, I would like to see some sort of subsidized lingerie deal with her personal recommendations.
So, other women, First Ladies or not, tend to get jealous. One such "lady", with plenty to get jealous about, is Texas CongressCritter Jasmine Crockett. (No relation to Davy, I don't think, but they have something in common - coons and hats.) Now, it could be that she hates Trump too or cares about immigration (haha, no), but I think her calls to deport Melania Trump are very personal. Of course, Rep Crockett says a lot of mean and stupid stuff on a continual basis, but I came across the following post on PJ Media by one Sarah Anderson, also a woman, so ...: Jasmine Crockett Went After Melania, And I'm Not Gonna Let That Slide.
The article is entertaining and a pretty good quick read. In her own ghetto manner, Rep, Crockett has stated that Melania Trump should be deported because:
Let me remind y'all that Melania, the first lady, a model, and when I say model, I'm not talking about Tyra Banks, Cindy Crawford, or Naomi Campbell level, applied for and was given an EB-1 visa, and what that stands for is an Einstein Visa," the congresswoman said during the hearing, adding, "Now, y'all that don't know, let me tell you how you receive an Einstein Visa. You're supposed to have some sort of significant achievement, like being awarded a Nobel Peace Prize or a Pulitzer, being an Olympic medalist, or having other sustained extraordinary abilities and success in sciences, arts, education, business, or athletics. Last time I checked, the First Lady had none of those accolades under her belt. It doesn't take an Einstein to see that the math ain't mathin' here."Tyra Banks sounds Black!, but I'm not looking it up. I remember Naomi Campbell leaning somewhat in that direction. That's just dig at Melania who, face it, Rep Crockett, has a rear end, waist/hip ratio, and face too, that you could not attain even if you tried your hardest. It's not in the cards for you.
Back to the statement on these particular immigrant visas, for one thing do we even need more Einsteins? I think Newton's Laws have been good enough for government work and most other ... Anyway, Miss Anderson says that these visas are most certainly NOT just for these people. Immigration lawyers have told her that there are many criteria:
Evidence of receipt of lesser nationally or internationally recognized prizes or awards for excellencePer Sarah Anderson, Melania meets at least 4 of these criteria, but I'll be danged if I know which. "Excellence in gluteal structure"? It's not in there. This does show us how easily it is for people to come to America legally, often to directly replace Americans in their careers. I've seen the ads and the scams personally.
Evidence of your membership in associations in the field which demand outstanding achievement of their members
Evidence of published material about you in professional or major trade publications or other major media
Evidence that you have been asked to judge the work of others, either individually or on a panel
Evidence of your original scientific, scholarly, artistic, athletic, or business-related contributions of major significance to the field
Evidence of your authorship of scholarly articles in professional or major trade publications or other major media
Evidence that your work has been displayed at artistic exhibitions or showcases
Evidence of your performance of a leading or critical role in distinguished organizations
Evidence that you command a high salary or other significantly high remuneration in relation to others in the field
Evidence of your commercial successes in the performing arts
How about we DO cut this out too, perhaps just breaking out some very critical miniscule-numbered exceptions for, yes, those Leggy SuperModels? How many do we need annually? I'd have guessed 5 to 10, but judging from the latest issue of Cosmo magazine that erroneously came to the mailbox, it could be lower. They don't seem to need a one of them, as they had some weirdly dressed, weirdly colored black lady on the cover that didn't have me wanting to read or scratch & sniff anything inside. Where are the Christy Brinkleys of yesteryear?
I went and looked up Trump's ex- and current wives.
His first wife, Ivana, did the Nicky Haley/Kamaltoe family thing but extended backwards due to the her Czechoslovakian homeland (she is from the 1st part, I assume) being Communist at the time. What I mean is they all came through Canada first - I suppose easier to get into at the time. Ivana, an accomplished skier had married an Austrian skier earlier, as a way out of the East Bloc. She divorced him fairly quickly and immigrated to Canada to marry another skiing defector she had known (yeah, known in the Biblical sense) way back. Ivana became a model, and was yet another Reality-TV style piece of entertainment, but before they had that, so call it National Enquirer style, with 4 marriages herself. I didn't get it straight exactly when she immigrated to the US, but it sounds like it was via a marriage visa - already married to Trump after they'd met in NYC.
Trump's 2nd wife, Marla Maples. was a Georgian - no, not another model immigrant (pun serendipitous) out of the East Bloc, but a Homecoming Queen out of northwest Georgia, up near Chattanooga, Tennessee. She didn't have quite the National Enquirer lifestyle as Ivana, but she was on TV a lot, and in some movies. Her affair with, and then marriage to, Donald Trump was Enquirer material. (I was always just in and out of the grocery store in 5-10 minutes, so I missed all that.)
Then there was Trump's 2nd East Bloc model, Melania, of Yugoslavia, specifically the portion called Slovenia. Her father was a Communist Party member, and his family, including young Melania, lived very well for being on the wrong side of the Iron Curtain. By the time Melania (born in 1970) came of age, the Cold War was over. She didn't have to defect, but she too got into the US through the help of some dude, one Paulo Zampolli who ran some kind of modeling deal.
I will have to correct myself to add that Melania does have some type of First Lady thing, though I'd never heard of it. (Trump tends to use all the spotlight.):
During her tenure as first lady, Melania prioritized children's issues, launching the Be Best campaign to promote children's welfare and visiting many children's hospitals. She was also a close advisor to her husband, influencing his decisions to end the Trump administration's family separation policy and to ban fruit-flavored electronic cigarette cartridges.I REALLY don't like her influence on Trump-45's immigration invasion efforts! Not cool. As for the fruit-flavored electronic cigarettes, I've never had the pleasure.
OK, well that's about 4 decades of National Enquirer mostly East Bloc socialism opera in a nutshell. We don't care. Melania would be the last to be deported even were she found to have lied on her Leggy SuperModel visa (something involving silicone, perhaps?) Peak Stupidity does wonder if President Trump's opinion on legal immigration is highly influenced by his wife and his double-ex-wife.
You can't argue with those old pictures though.
* That wasn't the exact phrasing of Mrs. Reagan's thing. "Just say no." is what I recall.
Comments:
M
Saturday - July 5th 2025 6:28AM MST
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The point of conditions on any visa is generally some sort of guarantee that you will not be taking money from the public purse.
The conditions for the "Einstein visa" all point towards "I can easily find a job that would be difficult to fill otherwise and I will end up paying taxes instead of eating them."
As for problems with the original Einstein's work, I think that's pretty much the usual "tear someone down to get famous" act that so many people do these days. It's all over the field of history for instance.
The point of conditions on any visa is generally some sort of guarantee that you will not be taking money from the public purse.
The conditions for the "Einstein visa" all point towards "I can easily find a job that would be difficult to fill otherwise and I will end up paying taxes instead of eating them."
As for problems with the original Einstein's work, I think that's pretty much the usual "tear someone down to get famous" act that so many people do these days. It's all over the field of history for instance.
Moderator
Friday - July 4th 2025 1:15PM MST
PS:I did not detect that in that right-hand picture. If that's transexualism, I'm all in! ;-}. Too bad she's not from Transylvania, though her formerly East Bloc Slovenia is only about 4-500 miles west of there.
I don't know how ORIGINAL showing off one's hot, scantily-dressed body is, so I was trying to figure out which of those points works. That one can somehow fit one's self in somehow is the problem. All of these things are rife for scamming.
I don't know how ORIGINAL showing off one's hot, scantily-dressed body is, so I was trying to figure out which of those points works. That one can somehow fit one's self in somehow is the problem. All of these things are rife for scamming.
The Alarmist
Friday - July 4th 2025 6:10AM MST
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First of all, that pic on the right makes her look a bit tranny.
Second (or perhaps more appropriately first), we do not need any more Einsteins. Especially since the first was a bit of a fraud, having incorporated the work of a number of real physicists into his own writings without proper attribution.
Third, Melania does tick off at least four of those boxes. She’s not an artist, but she has sold herself as art, so that is success in business.
To SafeNow’s comment, Marla had good legs ... the best legs of the bunch. I just can’t fathom the genetics of Tiffany. Trump’s genes must have dominated.
Happy Independence Day, Peakers ... Over here, we call it Vendredi, which I think derives from the Latin for Venus’ Day ... the day of Love ... or Lucifer. I’m not sure which.
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First of all, that pic on the right makes her look a bit tranny.
Second (or perhaps more appropriately first), we do not need any more Einsteins. Especially since the first was a bit of a fraud, having incorporated the work of a number of real physicists into his own writings without proper attribution.
Third, Melania does tick off at least four of those boxes. She’s not an artist, but she has sold herself as art, so that is success in business.
To SafeNow’s comment, Marla had good legs ... the best legs of the bunch. I just can’t fathom the genetics of Tiffany. Trump’s genes must have dominated.
Happy Independence Day, Peakers ... Over here, we call it Vendredi, which I think derives from the Latin for Venus’ Day ... the day of Love ... or Lucifer. I’m not sure which.
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Moderator
Friday - July 4th 2025 6:09AM MST
PS: Ha, thanks for your contrast there, SafeNow. There's also this deal about models of clothes generally being very tall and thin, usually too thin in most people's opinion. It has something to do with showing off the clothing better, I dunno.
Gym workouts notwithstanding, cheerleading has changed from back in the day. I was fine with the girls in fairly short skirts just jumping around excitedly and doing a little dancing. Now, they are serious gymnastics teams of a sort, at least in college.
Gym workouts notwithstanding, cheerleading has changed from back in the day. I was fine with the girls in fairly short skirts just jumping around excitedly and doing a little dancing. Now, they are serious gymnastics teams of a sort, at least in college.
SafeNow
Thursday - July 3rd 2025 10:51PM MST
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I don’t find Trump wives or similar females to be properly “leggy,” because their legs are too darned skinny. Back in the day, all girls looked like this, because girls did not join gyms; the stairmaster had not been invented. I have a paid subscription to e-yearbook. I am a scholar of legs. Cheerleader pics are representative of all girls. The difference between cheerleader legs back in the day, and current cheerleaders, is like the difference between a lightning bug and lightning. The former had beanpole legs. The latter…well, the difference is graspable.
I don’t find Trump wives or similar females to be properly “leggy,” because their legs are too darned skinny. Back in the day, all girls looked like this, because girls did not join gyms; the stairmaster had not been invented. I have a paid subscription to e-yearbook. I am a scholar of legs. Cheerleader pics are representative of all girls. The difference between cheerleader legs back in the day, and current cheerleaders, is like the difference between a lightning bug and lightning. The former had beanpole legs. The latter…well, the difference is graspable.
"Now, y'all that don't know, let me tell you how you receive an Einstein Visa. You're supposed to have some sort of significant achievement, like being awarded a Nobel Peace Prize or a Pulitzer, being an Olympic medalist, or having other sustained extraordinary abilities...."
Getting an opinion about intelligence based visa programs from ghetto woman is like getting an opinion about NASCAR racing or Indy cars from my non-driving grandma back when I was a kid.
Melania speaks five languages fluently (six by some accounts) and loves languages, apparently. Although being multi-lingual isn't easy, it isn't uncommon for people in the Balkans or eastern Europe. That being said, being fluent in five or six languages is an achievement that requires some brains.
I wonder how many languages ghetto woman speaks (y'all?)
https://www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-news/how-many-languages-does-melania-trump-speak-article-114058651
Mercury news tried to insinuate that Melania doesn't speak all those languages because she used an interpreter when speaking to the Pope in Italian, one of her languages. What a crock(ett). Putin speaks English pretty well, but still uses an interpreter in high profile scenarios because he doesn't want to mess up or be ridiculed by detractors for having an accent or idiosyncrasy. Putin speaks English well enough to correct his own interpreters at times, yet still uses them.
After her encounter with the Pope, Newsweek said there's no proof Melania speaks all of those languages. Bogus and contrived perspective. Melania's fellow Slovenian - well known Marxist intellectual Slavoj Zizek - also reportedly speaks five languages. Does Newsweek consider this claim so extraordinary that it needs proof? Not when a Marxist is involved, I'm guessing.
Naomi Campbell. C'mon. Another case of a black woman who isn't super ugly so that makes her "beautiful." Affirmative action celebrity. Even today, central African woman consider ordinary European women beautiful. They probably feel the same way about east Asians, too.
- Jim