Governor of California v Mayor of Atlanta: Stupidity Face-off


Posted On: Monday - February 23rd 2026 6:18PM MST
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You can’t be a website named Peak Stupidity and NOT feature the video clip we have here.

Facing the audience, in the left corner, we have the Mayor of Atlanta, one Andre Dickens, nuff said. In the right corner, we have the Governor of California, left-wing Totalitarian and greasy-haired liar, who expects to run for President of the US. May the stupidest man win!



Governor Newsome’s peak stupidity isn’t that he got a 960 on his SATs or that he can’t read… wait, speeches, I mean. That’s peripheral stupidity His real stupidity comes from deep in his core, as he a) figured it’d be OK to tell the country that he’s stupid, b) is PROUD that he’s stupid, and c) figured that to pander to black folk, you tell them that, yes, you are as stupid as they are.

His speech pattern is very weird too, at least at the beginning. I try to not ever hear these people, so this is new to me.

Mayor Dickens can’t match this. I figured he’s stupid because all the mayors of Atlanta since that one guy from the early 1960s they named the big airport after have been and that he’s one of those black folk that the Governor states cannot make above 960 on the SATs. I may be wrong. Either way, that’s not good enough to win this.

When it comes to Peak Stupidity, Gavin Newscum wins by a knock-out in the 1st round!


PS: I have written most of that 1st Part of Governor Mike DeWine, his wife Fran, and the Haitians of Ohio. That’ll be up tomorrow.

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Adam Smith
Friday - February 27th 2026 9:26AM MST
PS: Good morning, Achmed!

𝑁𝑜 𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑑, 𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝐽𝑖𝑚 𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑤 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑙𝑜𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑢𝑏𝑒, 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛...

Yes. The Africans in America can't swim (mostly) because of Jim Crow* but also because of redlining, White supremacy and (especially?) the legacy of slavery...

https://i.ibb.co/svf1K7CM/blacks-can-t-swim-lol.jpg

Most Jamaicans can't swim either, but Jim Crow is not to blame...
https://i.ibb.co/nsFNnZ0M/Most-Jamaicans-can-t-swim-either-but-Jim-Crow-is-not-to-blame.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/4nTNFtsj/Most-Jamaicans-can-t-swim.jpg

*Jim Crow could not be reached for comment.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Tiresave-Huge-Recreational-Rafting-Inner-Tube-Black/950490686

☮️
Moderator
Thursday - February 26th 2026 10:08AM MST
PS: Chattahoochee, dangit!
Moderator
Thursday - February 26th 2026 10:07AM MST
PS: Good morning, Mr. Smith. He said he can't read... speeches. (He had a short dramatic pause in there for everyone to go WTH?) I think it was one of those humble-brags, as in, he was proud that he could recites his speeches by heart or off-the-cuff, the latter as Trump does.

Only problem is, I don't believe oil-slick Gaven though, when it comes to that. I doubt many people would, as they see him makes special individual efforts, such as this one, to pander to specific crowds. This one backfired, apparentlly, as the black people in the audience, the non-lickdexic Mayor of Atlanta included, were smart enough to realize that the Governor was calling them dumb, by accident.

So he just published another book, huy? Well, I mean, you don't have to read 'em- you just write 'em. or something.

No, I would not be surprised if Andre Dickens could not swim at all. The Chatahoochis was the White man's river. No blacks allowed, cause Jim Crow was there floating down in an inner tube, keeping the black man down... wait, how old IS that guy?

BTW, where do people get inner tubes from anymore, Mr. Smith? I was asking a friend that. I mean ones big enough to ride down the river.

Adam Smith
Thursday - February 26th 2026 6:38AM MST
PS: Good morning, Mr. Moderator & Friends!

So... If Gavin Newsom can't read, who writes the books that he (allegedly) wrote?
https://files.catbox.moe/k9xu1i.pdf

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑔 𝑀𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝐻𝑢𝑟𝑟𝑦: 𝐴 𝑀𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑖𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝐷𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 by "Gavin Newsom" was released a couple days ago. Maybe there is a free copy out there somewhere(?) but I really didn't spend any time looking for it. (I'm sure you all understand.)

https://www.amazon.com/Young-Man-Hurry-Memoir-Discovery/dp/1984881930


These next few images seem almost obligatory given the topic...

https://i.ibb.co/Q3nL5fNT/The-average-American-voter-reads-below-a-sixth-grade-level.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/tmKrcrk/20-Percent.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/B5DVyBfT/six-percent.jpg

Is Gavin Newsom lying about his dyslexia to dumb himself down for the American voaters?


𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐺𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑎, 𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑡-𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑇𝑜𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑦-ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑟...
https://i.ibb.co/hR3Pxdnv/Gavin-Swims-in-the-Ocean.jpg

Unsurprisingly, I could not find a picture of Mayor Andre Dickens swimming.

Cheers! ☮️

Moderator
Tuesday - February 24th 2026 2:50PM MST
PS: Haa!! Good one, Possumman. I’m kinda pissed at myself for not having thought of that one. You must have watched him go on and on about his mother being so angry at his dyslexia.
Possumman
Tuesday - February 24th 2026 11:47AM MST
PS. Maybe his SAT score was really 690 and he misread it.
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