Posted On: Wednesday - December 28th 2016 9:00AM MST
In Topics:   AntiChrist  Hildabeast
Most of the evidence posted just yesterday indicates that, yes, this is unfortunately the case, and this AntiChrist will be living amongst us for quite some time, till either the 7th seal is broken or we can ship that blithering idiot back to Kenya (whichever comes first).
However, "...the times-they-are-a-changin, so come all you deporables, bitter-clingers ...." wait, times are changing quickly, much faster than a dragged-out, drugged-out old Bob Dylan song. New evidence and analysis has come to light, loyal reader(s)!
1) It was just learned from a re-reading of the Book of Revelation (this time with the TV volume turned down) that there is no mention of multiple AntiChrists existing at the same time (it does talk about another Beast following the first one.)
2) The Polaroid snapshot (no developing required) displayed below has revealed what was until now only whispered about on facebook, chatrooms everywhere, and George Michael and Carrie Fisher fan zines and covered up by the CNN, MSNBC, ABC etc. fake news outlets. This is a big scoop, reader(s)!
3) Ifso facto, quid pro quo, Clarice*, if this electoral-dead-end, genetically/mentally unstable witch-o-Poughkeepsie is the AntiChrist, then President-Eject Maobama is OFF THE HOOK.
Peakstupidity sincerely regrets the error of commission and is hopeful that no inconvenience will result therefrom.
* Just wording added by the PeakStupidity.com legal dept., pay no mind.