What's the Frequency, Kenneth?!
Posted On: Saturday - June 3rd 2017 9:56PM MST
In Topics:   Music  TV, aka Gov't Media  Humor
This post is necessary to lighten things up after the gloomy previous one about the US Police State apparatus and the curmudgeonly one before that. If you haven't heard this true story, you'll enjoy it. Even it you have, this is to refresh your memory and put on a good rock "piece" to end the day.
Dan Rather is a former member of the Lyin' Press as anchorman of CBS news for 25 long years, having taken over from Walter Cronkite (that's how long ago). This guy is most known reasonably recently from such doctored documents as a supposed memo about President George W. Bush's Air Guard service record in 2004 (hey, we have ZERO admiration for the Bushes, but the truth will suffice). Here's probably more than you'd want to know about that.
Anyhoo, while walking around Manhattan, NYC on or about (sounds professional, right?) Oct. 4th of 1986, Mr. Rather was assaulted by a crazyman who, while punching him nicely about the head and body, kept shouting "Kenneth, what's the frequency!" Besides the funny part about the well-deserved beating up of this Lyin' Press piece-of-work, that line cracks me up. Nobody knew who the guy was till a decade later when a guy named William Tager was jailed for murder of a stagehand of the Today Show on a different network, NBC. Rather identified the guy as his assailant from a decade past.
What's the Frequency, Kenneth!? Hahaa, it never gets old. Mr. Rather would end his 1/2 hour TV broadcast with "Courage" for a short period just after the time of his beat-down. It sounded pretty damn nutty, but I guess it WAS kind of courageous of him to not give out the frequency.
What DID this Mr. Tager mean about the frequency? Apparently he was under the impression that he was having signals beamed directly into his head. He needed to know the frequency to jam it, I suppose, and I guess he mistook Dan Rather for this "Kenneth", an honest mistake. Though I appreciate the unsuccessful effort by Mr. Tager in trying to put the kibosh on the Lyin Press early in the game, I could have saved him some effort: Yes, you ARE getting signals beamed into your brain, and this particular frequency is Channel 10, least where I live. You know what to do about it. Anything else, guys, just click at the bottom to comments for your questions.
REM sings "What's the Frequency Kenneth" from their 1994 album Monster, and again, the songs (especially REM!) are good no matter what the steeenkin' lyrics:
Here's the part where Peak Stupidity explains in detail how this REM song relates to the What's the frequency, Kenneth incident. We'd be glad to, could we understand a damn thing Michael Stipe was singing there!
Suggested follow-up work for readers: With the many readers of Peak Stupidity all around this world, we request a small favor. Could anyone living in close proximity to the perp Mr. Tager - I'm sure he's out on good behavior by now (possibly the 1/2-way house or even a 90% house by now) - slip him a note from Peak Stupidity? He needs to know that one Ms. Rachel Maddow of New York City has all of the frequencies he's been looking for. Yes Rachel emm ... ay .. double-dee, yeah you got it, ... yes, New York City.
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TSA - Lady excited about pat-down process
Posted On: Saturday - June 3rd 2017 9:09PM MST
In Topics:   US Police State  Liberty/Libertarianism
No, it's NOT a "The Onion" headline, that's the problem! While getting into the airport terminal recently, a lady wanted to get this stupid, undignified, and completely unconstitutional pat-down over with to get to the flight. Yeah, I know, "Whatdya gonna do? Those 19 bad people ruined it for the rest of us." That's basically the most common thing I hear from people when I mention how sick and pathetic this whole TSA stuff is. What are we, a freakin' kindergarten, is that was America has become?
This lady wanted to get this over with, I understand that, and it's hard to fight this stuff as an individual - you end up missing your trip. However, while waiting for a "Female Assist!", she said to the guy, "I don't mind if you do it." No joking, she didn't care who feels her up, and no, she was no Phoebe Cates in "Fast Times as Ridgemont High", believe you me.

What was I saying, nobody much fights this stuff, which is why the sheeple are indeed getting used to Police State USA.
Mike Krieger's Liberty Blitzkrieg Blog puts it very correctly as Recent TSA Molestation Video Proves Americans Have Become Authority Worshipping Slaves. This is also not a particularly timely article (2 months back but newer than Phoebe Cates up there), and it's stuff most air travelers have already seen, but it's definitely worth reading the whole article, not just:
TSA treating law-abiding American citizens like livestock for the privilege of boarding a plane has been a festering problem for over a decade. Such demeaning “security” practices represent just one of many unacceptable privacy invasions we’ve allowed to happen to us as a people since being overwhelmed by irrational fears of terrorism following the attacks of 9/11. Such fears are never allowed to dissipate since they’re constantly reinforced and encouraged by corporate media, hack politicians and the military-industrial-intelligence complex looking to make money from imprisoning Americans in an all-encompassing surveillance grid panopticon where we cheer on our own enslavement.He's got a video of a boy being patted down. C'mon, just think back to attitudes of only 25 years ago. Would anybody then think this wasn't something to start American Revolution II about? Even in the middle of Nazi Germany, this would have been shocking!
Yeah, it’s disgusting, inappropriate and anathema to a free people, but that’s the point. We aren’t a free people. We’ve become a bunch of authority-worshiping subjects toiling on a plantation dominated by multi-national companies who write our laws and manipulate our thoughts through corporate media. The worst part is we don’t do anything about it. We elect Trump and then puff our chests out yelling stupid slogans like MAGA, as molestations from the TSA get worse. Well done everyone.Before you tell me that all this Police State fun has prevented a damn thing from happening, I could tell you how many guns get seen at the TSA checkpoint every day. Plenty go on through. Here's the thing - none of this worries me one bit. The good people are many, the bad guys will always have weapons, and were Americans not being disarmed at the airport back on that day in 2001, we would not even be thinking of that September 11th as a day of infamy, Instead, it would be a day we could have been proud to be Americans, having handled the situations in those airliners as lessons in self-defense. Our founders would have been looking down at us in approval, instead of in disgust at this current sick Police State we have become.
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Plug-and-play, got a few hours?
Posted On: Saturday - June 3rd 2017 4:54AM MST
In Topics:   Curmudgeonry  Artificial Stupidity
Peak Stupidity has upgraded (not the website, but that's coming)! Wow, the bluetooth keyboard has been made fully operational, which should speed things up while our writers are on the road. OK, what you say, it's plug-and-play? Yeah, let me tell you about plug-and-play, buddy; there is always some stupidity hanging around anything called "tech" nowadays ("tech" being an ignorant shorthand for computer technology, as there are plenty of other lots-more-technical things around in this world compared to ic-chips and software).
Here's the small dose of stupidity to relate today. Yes, this keypad that you're hearing from right (on my mark). NOW, should have been easy to set up. I put the table in the correct place, turned on bluetooth connectivity on the table, and got ready to type. No joy. OK, where's the ON button? It was hard to tell whether the problem was in the tablet or this new keyboard. Just "FOLLOW! THE! DIRECTIONS! DAMMIT!", I've always ignored in the past, but that's a good last resort. Hey, there were no written directions, in English or any other language, this time. A 3 x 4 sheet of paper had some line diagrams that were completely unusable. Holy crap, I couldn't tell which little oval is supposed to be the tablet vs. the keypad, and there was no "legend", or a few arrows to the only two controls/indicators on this thing, one tiny button made for the pinky finger of an infant, and one LED. I understand, from observation, that good translators must be too expensive to hire for 1 hour to spread this $200 cost over 10 million units (I guess it didn't pencil out.). How about a guy who can draw well enough for the user to see what's what?
I finally noticed the tablet had recognized this keyboard, and had the keyboard working anyway, noting that the LED had turned blue (blue for "bluetooth", got it!). That was all good until the next time I wanted to use this thing. It was a total no go, after 1/2 hour of messing with it. The tablet could not recognize it, and no blue LED; I guess the blue LED meant it wasn't going to be recognized. OK, I was starting to figure things out, but the impasse was that I was still without any idea of the workings of this thing. (Did it need charging? Who knows - no LED for that, or maybe the one LED would turn Red, but NO DIRECTIONS. How about the tiny button, had I turned it off? I don't know how to know off from on.
I was ready to go back to Best Buy with this, when it worked again. I hadn't touched a thing since the last time, when it didn't work, so there was no learning process, other than DON'T! FUCK! WITH! ANYTHING! NOW! Then, after I tried to turn the tablet off, I figured next time I would rotate it 180 deg within it's mating part on the keypad to make the tablet's off switch easier to get to. Then, it didn't work. AHA! The receiver for bluetooth must need to be very close to this keypad, and the tablet must be only in one orientation. You could have told me that in English you stupid geeks, and saved me a few hours at least. (Or, I could have tried to look this up via DuckDuckGo, but what to type in? "Stupid POS keyboard works some of the time" would probably give a lot of answers.)
"Live and learn", people will tell me, but, listen, mechanical engineers don't make you go through this with something technical, like say an electric solenoid valve. The've got specs and a full description of all wires, fluid connections, and indicators. Plug-and-play, right, I'll believe it when I see a plug and a play button.
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TV force-feeding in the lobby
Posted On: Wednesday - May 31st 2017 7:45PM MST
In Topics:   TV, aka Gov't Media  Media Stupidity
I had to spend some time this afternoon waiting in a used car dealership lobby for a friend to make a transaction. I know, used car dealers*, right, but it turned out they hardly even talked to me. That was the good news, but the bad news was that there was a TV on, there in the lobby, too close and loud to ignore.
But then, more good news: it wasn't set to CNN, it was some sports network with talking sports head on the whole time. Now, I've written of my detestation (new word there) for TV under this topic key way back with a post called Blow up your TV (and eat a lot of peaches). However, the sports show was also bad news, as here's what I now thing of TV sports, or at least as it's presented by the talking sports heads - it's just soap operas for men. Holy moley, enough about this players feelings on this subject, and what are these guys going to do next week, can they work together? The last 2 guys were loudly discussing just some bull that didn't have anything to do with any physical aspect of the sports, football, tennis whatever. These guys could have been talking about who's going to have whose baby, and I wouldn't have known the difference. One hour of that was more than enough for the rest of my life.
This made me think of a time in a small dentist's lobby with my kid. That particular lobby was only about 8 x 12 ft, so there was no getting away from this screen. There was the receptionist sitting on the other side of a big rectangular opening in the wall. Other than that an old man was the only other customer, and he was steadily reading a newspaper. I walked over by the screen, tried to find an off button, and thought it'd be easier to just unplug the contraption. From the voice of the receptionist, you'd think I'd set off a pack of firecrackers in the office. "What are you doing?!" "Hey, nobody's watching that crap.", I told her. She said nothing, and I said to her with a scolding voice of a Mom whose crazy uncle just started watching a porn flick on high volume. "Hey, there's a kid in here!"
This had the tone of the Mad Moms: "If it saves just ONE CHILD from having his brain turned into mush, it's worth it for me to take your cheap flat-screen and smash it on the sidewalk! Bill my insurance." I really feel that feeding a child 15 years of regular TV during his upbringing is more damaging than quite a few psychedelic drugs that people make a big deal about. Maybe TV should be on some kind of DEA "schedule" as some pretty hard drugs, to be doled out only to those patients who have not improved at all during electro-shock therapy.
It's the airports that are the worst, because you can't easily step outside there. They've got CNN, who can claim millions of extra, captive viewers per day, that have no way to get out of it. They are way too high to unplug in most big terminals. You can sit with your back to the screen, but then the sound is nearby. You move 100 ft away, but then you realize they've got speakers spread out to cover the whole terminal. You can't wear a headset all the time, while you might need to listen to gate announcements. Yes, big audience numbers this week, Boss!

* A really funny Kurt Russell movie from 1980 - get it, you won't regret it.
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Gregg Allman - RIP
Posted On: Tuesday - May 30th 2017 8:26PM MST
In Topics:   Music  Southern rock
From the Allman Brothers album Brothers and Sisters, 1973:
From their album Eat a Peach, 1972:
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[UPDATED 01/15/18: Subsitituted Jelly Jelly from Brothers and Sisters for Dreams due to needing the latter song for a latter post.
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Cash is King - (Part 3)
Posted On: Tuesday - May 30th 2017 12:08PM MST
In Topics:   Global Financial Stupidity  Globalists  Economics  Liberty/Libertarianism
We left off here with predictions of various varieties of doom and gloom. This is stuff that I just wanted to add to elaborate just a little bit more (with a part I left out) on why the elimination of cash, or any non-trackable money is such a bad thing, and what resistance to going cashless means.
Even without worrying about the larger, more sinister picture of a Government Beast controlling all buying and selling, all governments want money as, to those in government, more money means expansion, new programs (to screw us with), and job security. You won't ever hear that they have enough or more than enough from anyone, down to the public
Governments lose either income tax or sales tax or both, depending on what cash deal is done on an amicable mutually-agreeable basis between consenting individuals. That irks the living shit out of these government people at any level, but the Feds have more power to do something about it. Big Government in America and all around the world, minus the places that are too corrupt for business to flourish at all, are making efforts to stop all the freedom from going on.
So, just by using cash in private deals (we all do, but MORE, MORE, MORE), you are being the resistance to the establishment and the New World Globalist Dream. I cannot find the link to an article on ZeroHedge right now, but it described a gentleman's tipping of waiters and waitresses with cash, but with a note saying this is not pay, but a gift only. OK, listen, don't take any monetary or tax advice from anyone on Peak Stupidity, ZeroHedge or anywhere for that matter. I do always pay the tip in cash, but I'm pretty sure the IRS is wise to any type of written loopholes used to avoid their grasp until you get to the higher monetary levels of the Wall Street white shoe boys, or even the Wall Street chicks with the high heels, and the big business crony-capitalists.
How about this? I just came back from a small store to get a lawnmower repair shop for a new blade, as I left half the post up, and I intended to write more anyway. Good timing. This was not a word-of-mouth sale, but just a small, family-run store. The last blade, on the mower for a decade or so, was mangled, and they liked my joke about a core charge - hey, you don't get that at Home Depot, as the cashiers don't know anything about the stuff they sell. (OK, this should go more into the Curmudeonry topic key.) More to the point, I paid in cash and thought about 2 benefits here of the simple deal at a small business. The minor one is I didn't have to put up with the computer-data-entry hassle: "What's your zip code." "Don't know, put anything." "Oh, the sticker won't scan, register 6 for a price-check, please!". It was: "Here's your change." "See you later".
The 2nd and more important benefit to a free society is that these owners may or may not want to pay sales/income tax on everything, and cash gives them flexibility on this. Hey, it's no Chinatown, where it's all cash all the time and probably corruption at the city level to allow everyone to pay a much smaller amount of tax than officially due*. Let's leave the decisions on taxes up to the small business owners. They'll do what they think is right.
Come to think of it, I'll go ahead and tell you what's right. Any transactions on which taxes are avoided is another win for the patriotic American, that's all there is to it these days. It cuts gov't power, and is an effort to keep many of our lifestyles up toward the middle class where they previously were. Yeah, Rule of Law was great while it lasted. The elites are no Founders, enlightened revolutionaries, and writers of Magna-Carta based Constitutions these days, and the Rule of Law has been ripped-up with pieces waved in our faces every day. So, you know, they can suck it - we're not going to play a rigged game. Keep the money.

Spread it around as you do business with good people. Cash is King! I guess Bartering is Queen then, and just sitting around on welfare on your ass watching Netflix with some Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos is next step to Baron(?) or, at least Lord of the Manor.
* About Chinatown(s), these people are not avoiding taxes to screw over the Globalists and control freaks. They just do it because it's in their culture to get what they can and society be damned. Hey, I'm not saying it's always been this way with the Chinese, but 30 years of hard-core Communism, with another 30 of soft-core beats the good values out of a lot of people.
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Cash is King - (Part 2)
Posted On: Monday - May 29th 2017 4:53PM MST
In Topics:   Global Financial Stupidity  Globalists  Economics  Liberty/Libertarianism
(Continued from here.)
The last post mentioned just one problem in using digital currency with respect to Chipotle Restaurant's payments info. getting hacked. Again, that is a problem, but it's not THE PROBLEM semi-free people are up against here. The globalist elites, governments and big corporations push this "cashless society" idea in order to have complete control of our lives. The start of this is keeping denominations of currency low, so after about 100 X inflation over the last century (making a dollar today worth an early-20th-century penny), you can't hold very much on you compared to how much your credit/debit card can buy. There used to be a $1000 bill, which would be worth $100,000 now! But, just as in China, where the highest denomination is 100 Yuan, or $16 or so, it takes a lot of bills to hold a lot of monetary value on your person.
There are always the usual BS reasons we must stop people from trading pieces of paper, or worse yet, pieces of inherently worthful metal. "We've got to stop the drug dealers from hiding their money." "The terrorists have been using cash." "Tony Soprano has a big stash of cash in his back yard that his wife's been pilfering from, and WE WANT IT!" Once the laws get made, just as with the gun laws, the enforcement always comes down on the law abiding, as the true outlaws don't care how many laws they break. So, now you've got to be scared shitless when driving on a long trip if you have a reason to have a decent amount of cash on you, as the cops can and will legally steal it. You can file some paperwork to get the money back, but it would probably already have been spent for upgrades to the police
The other way going cashless is sold is on the point of convenience for YOU, via ads (I've seen 'em before) showing how quick it is to pay for something compared to the old guy laying down some bills along with the millenial trying to count change. Firstly, even this is part BS. I've had the chip card - it takes longer than cash to process, and one must keep looking down at the screen and get bossed around by the electronics: "Leave the Card in!" "Wait" "Enter PIN" "Don't Remove Card" "OK, Pull the Card, out Now! I've got people in line!" (Oh, the last was the cashier, not the electronics.) It is very impersonal for both you and the cashier to spend the interaction looking down at screens. I guess that may not bother those who stare at their phone screens all day anyway. True, the change counting can be stressful for cashiers these days, but, not my problem.

This convenience in payments and other business arrangements (say Uber) is a selling point for many. Most do not think about how much privacy is lost. The buying and selling part is the real crux though. A big overbearing government Beast can stop you from any resistance to the established order - what you can buy, how much money you can make, who you may do business with, etc; the possibilities for the Beast are endless. It is the sort of thing that would have made the Soviet KGB's, the E. German Stasi's, Chairman Mao's Red Idiot's and all of these tyrannical, freedom-crushing bastards' lives much easier. Just think of what can be done with all the data out there on you, even when we're not cashless yet.
If enough people like their conveniences more than freedom, then this Mark of the Beast deal may likely come down on us. Resistance to that will mean defeat of the Government Beasts or total separation from them. The good news is that Peak Stupidity will probably be reached before the apparatus is really set in place, but it's not really something to look forward to either (as explained in our mission statement, the decrease in Stupidity will be a big relief, but it will be at the expense of the financial havoc to come.) What, too gloomy?? C'mon guys, whaddya need, a refresher course? It's all Gloom and Doom nowadays. Hey, lookey here, one more post on this.
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Chipotle - no credit, no debit, and hold the E. Coli
Posted On: Monday - May 29th 2017 5:04AM MST
In Topics:   Global Financial Stupidity  Globalists  Economics  Liberty/Libertarianism
Hey, we're only a few days behind on this one, but it's the general story, not this specific happening, reported on such-and-such date, that is the focus of this Peak Stupidity post.
I've been to Chipotle (it's not, "chi-pot-el", as one might thing, but "chi-poat-lee", to sound more sophisticated) a few times. I got the grilled steak tacos, hold the e. coli. The guys or girls behind the counter liked this joke, BTW. (This chain had an e. coli problem a couple of years back.) Now, the restaurant chain has had a problem with hackers into the digital money payments.
Chipotle says hackers hit most restaurants in data breach
Hackers used malware to steal customer payment data from most of Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc's (CMG.N) restaurants over a span of three weeks, the company said on Friday, adding to woes at the chain whose sales had just started recovering from a string of food safety lapses in 2015.
Chipotle said it did not know how many payment cards or customers were affected by the breach that struck most of its roughly 2,250 restaurants for varying amounts of time between March 24 and April 18, spokesman Chris Arnold said via email.
A handful of Canadian restaurants were also hit in the breach, which the company first disclosed on April 25.
OK, what else?
Stolen data included account numbers and internal verification codes. The malware has since been removed.Hey, cash is King,
The information could be used to drain debit card-linked bank accounts, make "clone" credit cards, or to buy items on certain less-secure online sites, said Paul Stephens, director of policy and advocacy at the non-profit Privacy Rights Clearinghouse.
Cash
More on the total control aspect in a minute, but just to explain the strike-over in the last paragraph, the US dollar denominated currency, and the digital dollars too, are money right NOW, as people ACCEPT their value. This can change very quickly in a financial collapse or during a hyper-inflationary period, but his has been hashed out in detail on this very blog - there are at least 20 posts already on this subject. Real money does not lose value during financial and political crises.
Now, the reader could find many articles on Zerohedge on the subject of governments' (around the world) war on cash. Look up the screw up of the Indian rupee due to ban on certain denominations that happened a few months back - it messed up the economy quite nicely. ZH has also written about Sweden, one of the countries that is most "cashless", many times. One of the wettest dreams of all globalist elite control freaks is the removal of the ability to buy and sell without observation, supervision, and permission by the government - let's replace the word "government" with "the beast", so we now know what we're talking about.
I had an acquaintance back in the 1980's who would talk about the Book of Revelation* and relate it to bar codes. RFID was way in the future then, so the bar-code on the forehead idea seemed a bit out there to me. It's not out there anymore, people, as even without RFID tags, were we just to stick to bar code, I could see it as a beauty enhancement for some of us:

(OK, these guys do not necessarily work at Chipotle, but this could explain the e. coli.)
I guess the guy on the left is a barber, and you don't get to see these barber poles so much anymore, what with Great Clips and all, so there's that. The guy on the right is much more suited for the modern era, as he has a place set up for a bar-code, maybe even a 2-D one first implemented by UPS(?).
This push for a cashless society, meaning completely digital, recorded and controlled buying and selling, is, other than a grab for the guns, once of the last steps in total control of the population. How this cashless idea has been advertised and pushed on us, and what people can do, or are doing about it will be continued here.
* Here's the passage: 13:17 "And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name."
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A small piece of good news from The Donald via Zerohedge
Posted On: Saturday - May 27th 2017 8:58PM MST
In Topics:   Global Climate Stupidity  Trump
Merkel Furious With Trump After "Unprecedented" G-7 Failure To Reach Consensus On Climate Change. This just makes me smile. This will not be a scientific or political post about Global Climate DisruptionTM, as Peak Stupidity has done yeoman's work (well, when we had a yeoman on the staff) in documenting Global Climate Stupidity. I remember vividly staying indoors to write most of these 23 (and counting) posts, as the climate had just CHANGED, to like, winter or something.
We have all been fairly disappointed with President Trump's breaking of many promises, as not all his lack of success is due to judges. He has let us down a number of times with decisions and actions that are completely within the president's power. This is not the time for this post, though, and many are all over this - here's a 3-week old John Derbyshire article on the disappointments from this man.
Sometimes, all it takes to temporarily make us patriots happy is a few choice words of truth from the guy, just standing up to the bullshit here and there.
Merkel who had hoped to leave the Saturday summit with the G-7 agenda endorsed by everyone, including Trump, was furious at the US president.Yeah, right, Euro-trash, do you understand that this is not Confucianist China and we're not gonna agree on stupid policy just to "conform to the consensus". You can peddle your Global Climate DisruptionTM
“The whole discussion about climate has been difficult, or rather very unsatisfactory" German Chancellor Angela Merkel told reporters Saturday. "Here we have the situation that six members, or even seven if you want to add the EU, stand against one. That means there are no signals until now whether the U.S. will remain in the Paris Agreement or not. We have therefore not talked around it but made clear that we the six member states and the EU remain committed to the goals of the agreement.”
The unhappy German continued: "The fact that we have not been able to make progress here is of course a situation in which you have to say that there is no common support for an important international agreement. This Paris Agreement is not simply any old agreement, but it’s rather a core agreement.”
She concluded by noting the unprecedented breach of agreement within the ranks, perhaps a first in G-7 history “There is right now no agreement. But we have made very clear that we are not moving away from our positions.”
Moments later, the final declaration released a just as stunning statement, which said that the U.S. was "not in a position to join consensus" on climate change.
To be sure, its wasn't just Merkel who was displeased with Trump. According to Politico, while he avoided any major gaffes or serious diplomatic breaches, Trump’s lack of rapport with European leaders raises serious questions about his ability to effectively team up with critical U.S. allies.
“Like when there’s a new strange kid in the class nobody likes,” said a senior EU official who was briefed on the closed NATO meetings in Brussels. “You behave civilly when teachers (media) watch but don’t spend time with him in private because he’s so different.”
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Childless European Leaders
Posted On: Saturday - May 27th 2017 7:52PM MST
In Topics:   Immigration Stupidity  Globalists  The Future  World Political Stupidity
The following image is known as a tweet; make of it what you will. Peak Stupidity has determined that, at the time some commenter pasted this under some blog post, 428 people were pacing around in a clockwise square pattern perusing the implications, while 533 other twits were eating heart-healthy snacks in response. Or either, we are not current on our icon-ography here.

Seriously now, this information is startling. I would bet a decent amount of money that any tweet from the 1970's (OK, a newspaper clipping) would show that every one of the leaders had kids, and the average number of kids would be pretty close to 3. The reader may want to look into this, but keep in mind, I haven't put down my wager amount, so...
I want to relate this simple informational graphic to the immigration stupidity that is going on in Europe at a fairly rapid pace. We indeed have our own version of this in America, but it seems like Western Euro leaders have gone all in, with the evil Frau Merkel as the ringleader of the shitshow being performed on that continent. These leaders may be stupid, or evil, or be stupid puppets for the truly evil deep in the background.
Do these leaders of the Western European nations care that the native Europeans are being replaced with scum from Africa and the Middle East? Believe me, that is happening - check not just the demographic raw or percentage population numbers but these numbers for kids of school age. You will know what's coming once you do. The stupid among these leaders may care, the evil ones by definition don't. Evil will have to be fought back, as always, with lots of suffering in doing so, but let's just assume generously that these leaders are just flat-out stupid. They have a lot of compassion - note 45% of the 9 are women, but you can't chalk up the entire problem to that. (Look at the Pope, he's a man, and has a billion or so Catholics that he is supposed to be defending... except that he is compassionate, so lots are gonna die.)
Just like Ivanka Trump with the pictures of hurt/dead Syrian children, there is no thought to the many more that will be maimed and killed once America decides to start another war. Let me digress for a minute to mention a 3-hour (no, not included here) video of Mark Steyn, the conservative writer/pundit being interviewed by this really cool mellow guy on C-SPAN "book-talk", or something like that. Mark Steyn is on the American patriots' side on the immigration issue and that was being discussed. Great show, really, but I just remember when a woman caller brought up her deep compassion for some Mexican kids (I believe "kid" goes up to 35 years-of-age in beaner-speak) that were detained after breaking into the country down in Texas or New Mexico. Mr. Steyn should have tore her a new one.
Were I Mark Steyn, here would be my reply: "You've got compassion lady, but how do you know WE don't. We just think a little into the future, as men have to, to build a civilization. Our compassion may extend a bit further than yours, to a point when my and your kids are living in Mexico, even though they never moved residence. How could you explain to your grandchildren how much YOUR compassion caused the country to change from the damn good one you grew up in to Mexico del Norte? Also, lady, were you a family-oriented person, you would be putting YOUR family's welfare over those of the Mexicans, as that's what being a Mom means! Have some compassion without the side of stupidity."
This post is not meant to denigrate those patriotic Americans and Euros without children*, by any means. I personally know plenty of Trump supporters (before he started to semi-suck), and real conservatives that don't have kids, but just want to do good for our country.
The point of this post is that these leaders may have a fairly small stake in the future. They may figure that this is all just a game or interesting experiment in diversity and multiculturalism. If it doesn't work out at all, well, they'll be dead or retired in a nice gated bug-out country in a non-disclosable location - so, you know, who cares? - don't take this stuff so seriously.
* Another post is coming to mind right now, as I write, about the difference in family size of native American and Europeans vs. the developing world.
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Gotta have some AC/DC now. "Thunderstruck"
Posted On: Friday - May 26th 2017 7:33PM MST
In Topics:   Music
A friend of mine just said today that the mark of a good, long-lasting song is how many bands cover it. His example was this one, "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC and covered by various and sundry other bands.
After finishing the previous post with a novelty fun take-off on "TNT", I figure we need some AC/DC. This is another band that exemplifies our contention that 99 % of good rock and pop was created in the English-speaking world.. The song in that post, an exception to prove the rule, is "Ninety-Nine Red Balloons" by the 1980's looking German girl Nena.
Brian Johnson sings the lead vocals in this song off of the The Razor's Edge album from 1990. Do you need the lyrics? No, I didn't think so. Weird, again, Angus Young's main guitar riff is in mixolydian mode.
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Feminism 102 - Mother Nature expresses herself monthly
Posted On: Friday - May 26th 2017 7:06PM MST
In Topics:   Music  Feminism
She's still on the lunar calendar. It's just some thoughts I had about a lunar month ago, so this could be a good follow up for Feminism 101 of 3 moons ago.
This post is about what you think it's about, so if you're too squeamish and don't have the stomach for it, GET OUT NOW, no harm, no foul. Menstruation is something men either don't know about early on in their lives (< 15 y/o) or don't want to know about (rest of the time). Women usually find out about it in the school shower and think they are dying because blood is pouring out of you-know-where. (OK, at least that's the way it happened for Carrie White in the Steven King movie, so, you know? It'd be pretty sad if everything Peak Stupidity knows about women's problems is from Movies and TV!) Later on, after the hot gym teacher explains it to them, they keep track of this lunar-monthly phenomenon like men watch the stock market for crazy irrational dips.
My formal biology learning ended a few decades back, so, whether we discussed the P.M.S. issue in class or not I cannot remember. (I probably would have remembered the laughs, so I think not.) Therefore, when a friend in the medical field mentioned that a women has only a limited supply of eggs already when she matures into a baby-making apparatus, I had no idea anymore about this. It turns out that she has just under 1/2 million egg follicles at that point, but during each period, as the one in 1000 follicle that has matured into an egg, but remained unfertilized, dies, another 1000 follicles are also lost. In 35 years +/- 5, the whole supply is gone.
Just as an aside, here's that "their" crap again! Though probably TMI for our average reader, here's a quote, as I was solidifying my menstrual-IQ in research for this post:
For most women, the length of time between ovulation (when an egg is released from the ovary) and their monthly period is between 12 to 16 days (this is called the luteal phase).For cryin' out loud, you know this only applies to women, the author is using "monthly period" singularly, so it should be "her monthly period". Damn this idiot and her fucked-up grammar!
OK, class, back on the subject here, the math is that 13 mature eggs and 13,000 or so follicles are lost each year (note, 13 due to lunar months). During those 35 years, the supply goes from 1/2 million follicles (possible eggs) in the ovaries to a big ZERO (invented by the Moslems, supposedly, BTW).
Now, women being emotional creatures and all, though the book knowledge, obtained from (almost all) men doing years of great scientific research, is not in mind usually and could not have been before the science, the female mind has a type of knowledge of the process that manifests itself as emotions. What do you think the female body would feel when another egg from the limited supply goes literally down the tubes? Mother Nature is not happy at all about this, as it has planned the female body for other things, say, bearing children. This disappointment by Mother Nature, an unforgiving old broad, manifests itself during this certain time of the lunar month as massive emotions that we try to avoid being around. It is not a good time for anyone involved, and the impetus for the entire "man cave" trend, in Peak Stupidity's opinion.
This is so obvious, but I have never seen this stated before. PMS is to be expected in a body running mostly on emotion, built for having children, at times when another of the limited supply of one of 2 necessary ingredients for the making of a child is lost. PMS could not NOT happen, unless, what, Mother Nature is taken out with extreme prejudice (but how?) or we talk to the preppers, maybe start an egg-prepper facebook group (hey, it's a start, OK, we just work here!)
This post is a scoop, people. EXTRA, EXTRA! Read all about it. PMS is bad, mmmkaay.
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Clocks by Coldplay
Posted On: Thursday - May 25th 2017 7:57PM MST
In Topics:   Music
This is one of those songs you just hear randomly all over the place, say at Target or somewhere, and you think "I've got to get some music by these guys". I hope I don't ever overplay it, as so far I dig this sound every once in a while when I think to find it and listen.
The British band Coldplay from circa 2002 with "Clocks":
I like how the guy ends many of the musical verses with the beginning of the next lyric line. Music scale is in the Mixolydian mode - that's why I like it too - much like Jerry's solos.
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Banned in Beijing ...
Posted On: Thursday - May 25th 2017 6:48PM MST
In Topics:   Student and other Snowflakes  University  China
Miss Shuping Yang had a few choice words to say about China at the University of Maryland commencement ceremonies last weekend. The Chinese people are not at all happy about this young lady bad-mouthing her native land, and Peak Stupidity local sources say she has been told not to come back. What the hell are we supposed to do with another foreign graduate in Psychology, though? ("Yang, I've been having those dreams again of my mother, and ... " "Rye back, have more sticky-lice-balls, and lerate your dleam to me in your best leco-erection.")
Peak Stupidity comments are coming, of course, but before you watch the 8 minute video, keep in mind this: agree or disagree with some of what this vapid assimilated-snowflake has to say, remember how stupid and naive we all were at this tender age too, OK. Well, I mean not THAT stupid and naive, and also, what do you mean "we" Keemosaabee?
(Note that this video has comments disabled on youtube. Yes, they are private and no Constitutional Amendment applies, but this sort of makes one think right off about what kind of free country we are anymore. I checked another video, and almost all the comments were in Chinese. We noted neither the characters for "stupid" nor "vapid", nor "snowflake" among them, but without
Were this 25 years ago, I would agree with the young lady wholeheartedly and applaud in front of my IBM 4MHz PC-clone with ... wait, no internet. Really, it was a different country then, but, along with that there were probably 1 % of the number of China
Nominally, we have a 1st Amendment protecting bans on free speech by governments, but it doesn't work as planned by our founders when the definition of "free" is changed to "anything that doesn't trigger our emotions". At the universities, which are almost all in a big-way taxpayer-supported institutions, this situation is the worst (see our post about Berserkely, but there is much more on VDare.com) of anywhere else in the country beside Washington, FS. This lady may really be naive and not know this, but then she is the freakin' Valedictorian! How do they pick 'em now, brow jobs?
Now, about the clean air business Miss Shuping hammered China about, we've noted here the problem with a country having too many people for the land. China indeed manufactures for the world cheaply at a high cost for the health of the people. I don't really disagree with Yang about that, but I think she is too stupid to know about anything but the symptoms. Did she mention how all environmental problems become more acute with greater population. No, I didn't hear that in there; possibly she is Sierra Club member and might even have a lot of compassion for the illegal immigrants that burn down 45 square miles of the High Sierras national park. Were she a Trump supporter and had a damn clue what kind of country this will become if we keep on doin' what we're doin', we could put up with another psychologist, at some cost in welfare benefits we suppose. But very high Lost Wages odds say she ain't. Could we ship her to some middle ground, if Peking won't let her back in - worst case an island made out of old HanJin shipping containers bolted together in the Pacific, with weekly air drops?
Anyhoo, this girl unmasks her agenda to those in the know, our local Chinasource, by telling the bogus story about needing a face mask. That can be true for Peking and many big cities there. However, Miss Shuping is from Kunming, down in Yunnan province (NW of VietNam) where the environment is quite nice, for China anyway. It is a big tourist destination, in fact. I really don't like the big embellishment of the story. Even if nominally pro-USA, I don't like bullshitters.
This is hardly related at all, except my friend's date in the south of China was named Shuping (that's the family name - first name was "Sweetie" or something). Anyway, I was in a hurry to meet them both before 2:30P on the "mainland" side of the border with Macao a few years back, as I would not know where to meet up with the bus to Canton, were I to be late. I just missed getting in front of the immigration man, when a Moslem guy (with crescent moon on his green passport) got back in front of me to finish. Let me tell you, this immigration guy was absolutely not screwing around or being PC by treating everyone the same. He went through every page on this guy's passport with a magnifying glass, back and forth at least twice. 10-15 minutes went by. Well, I got my turn finally, and it took about 30 seconds. Though worried even more about making it in time into the country, I pointed at the guy, said "Moslem?" and gave that immigration guy a big thumbs up. He smiled back.
Luckily my friend meant AFTER 2:30P, not BEFORE, as I looked frantically for gui lao (foreigners, literally "white ghosts") all around the sea of Chinapeople on the other side. Good times, good times, ... and we should import immigration zealots like that Chinese gentleman at the Zhuhai/Macau border, rather than vapid psychology students.
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Quick glance at the budget from US-Gov crack Green-eyeshade boys
Posted On: Thursday - May 25th 2017 2:46AM MST
In Topics:   Pundits  Global Financial Stupidity  Economics  US Feral Government  Taxes
[Firstly, mucho apologi-mento from Peak Stupidity for the lack of posting. As usual, it's time constraints, as we have a backlog of 20 or so examples of "the stupid" that are just rarin' to go. It's a veritable smorgasbord of stupidity, if you will, out there, so that's not the problem. We will try to get at least one regular (not just music) post up each day if at all possible for readers that like to follow us daily.]
"Green-eyeshade boys" is an old term for accountants, as back in the day they wore these green-tinted glasses that could tilt up and down to help them pore over the numbers without as much eye strain, I suppose. One can see it in the old movies once in a while, but some of these movies are black&white, so it's kind of hard to tell ... I just think that term is cool, just like the "white-shoe boys" for the Wall Street money men, though about the only times I've read that expression is from the same pundit, Mr. Gerald Celente, who preaches financial doom-and-gloom (and rightfully so, I might add, but he's kind of a one-note pundit - his big one-liner being "when people have nothing to lose, they lose it" OK, it was good the first dozen times, but ....)
Anyhoo, our crack US Feral Gov't green-eyeshade
[Yes, to add to our apologies above, this is a post meant to be made at tax deadline time, more than a month ago. As we have said before though, the stupidity discussed here is not arranged on a strict time-line so we do not need to be particularly timely on most of the posts.]

As a ZeroHedge aficionado, I don't really expect the figures in the charts to be totally accurate, and there is much black money in the outlays that we, as citizens, are not to be told about. However, let's put on our green eyeshades for a minute or two.
Note first the small text at the bottom. It seems that 2015, the example in the pie graphs, was a very good year, relatively speaking.* $3.688 Trillion - $3.250 Trillion = $438,000,000,000. That's the additional money (the deficit) that got added to the total (debt) owed to US Treasury bondholders in 2015.
From the pie graphs,there are just 2 things that I'd like to note, one about big government on the left, inflow, pie, and the other about our peak-stupidity-inducing financial situation on the right, outflow, pie.
Note on the left, inflows, pie that there is a fairly small 8% slice that represents excise taxes + estate taxes (death taxes), and gift taxes (even more IRS BS). That the entire US Government intake was just this currently small piece of pie up until 1913 (with a decade or so intermission by the tyrant Lincoln), resulting in great freedom, is a testament to the great wisdom of our founders in keeping the Government Beast under control for so long. The excise tax was THE income for the beast for that time, and it was not a direct burden on the citizens and encouraged self-sufficiency in manufacturing. Today, only < 8% (as we don't have the breakdown after subtracting the estate and gift taxes) is from tariffs, and all the rest in confiscated from us in various and sundry ways.
Now note on the right, outlays pie, that there is a 6% slice called "Net interest on the debt". Oh, just 6%, that doesn't sound too awful significant. Well, I dunno, that's 1/7 of the personal income tax collected just to pay off interest. Think if you had a few jobs (like the multiple sources of income on the left pie - though ALL of them come from us directly or indirectly anyway) and your biggest-income job had a paycheck, the net of which 1/7 went directly to pay off the credit cards. That's not insignificant, but one can live with it. HERE'S THE PROBLEM: This 6%-of-spending debt payment is at a low interest rate, made artificially low by the Federal Reserve Bank. The rates that the government is paying its lenders, via interest on outstanding Treasury Bonds/Bills is in the neighborhood of 2%. Imagine if interest rates were allowed to rise to their natural market-driven level, and they have to be eventually without inflation going crazy, as the rates are kept low by the lending of freshly-made-up money by the FED. Just 7% rates, seen throughout recent history would bring the debt support to 20% of the spending. Imagine a period of higher inflation, bound to happen with all the money being created out of thin air, and, in the long run, interest rates would have to go up to match, as they were allowed to do by Paul Volcker, the last decent FED chairman, in the early 1980's. 1/2 of all spending will be just interest payments when rates rise into the teens.
The simple arithmetic in the above paragraph can be seen back here. Let's just do one thing to back-check the math from the pie chart. With, say $17 Trillion debt back in '15, at 2% interest, interest-paid should be $340 Billion yearly. However, the 6% (pie slice) of the $3.688 Trillion spending that year gives only $220 Billion. That means, either I don't get the "Net" part of "Net interest on debt" vs. some "gross" number, or we are getting away with paying even less than 2%, maybe 1.3%. That means a rise to normal rates would make interest payments an even greater part of the future budget.
(Dammit, DO! NOT! GO! TO! us gov't treasurydirect site for numbers - it just crashed my browser and cost me half an hour, and they can't even spell February. It's where I got the 2% Treasury Bond average figure - before MY crash)
* I say this because, in general, our Feral Beast has been running $1,000,000,000,000 in the red yearly on average - the debt has gone from $10,000,000,000,000 or so to $20,000,000,000,000 during the Øb☭ma administration years. (Yes, I know Congress does the spending, when there is even an official budget.) So, versus > $1000 Billion yearly, "only" $340 Billion in the red made 2015 a very good year. Note, we do not put in all digits in the numbers here to represent high precision. It's just that only this can way readers get the true scale of these numbers.
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Are American Indians slobs?
Posted On: Monday - May 22nd 2017 12:16PM MST
In Topics:   Treehuggers  Americans  Environmental Stupidity
Hey listen, we don't have to be PC here at PeakStupidity, but keep in mind, this post's title is a question, not a statement, like the long-ass 2nd part of about every non-fiction book title these days. (Made-up example: "BROCCOLI: Are today's school lunches giving our kids too much vitaman A, not enough Niacin, and sending them to the bathroom too much during the learning process, or are they just throwing most of this nasty vegetable matter in the trash?" by Ms. Annette Krebopple, PhD Ed., JD, CPA, member-$PLC, NVA/Vietcong, RVSM)
Where was I? Yeah, this post by Steve Sailer on unz, Geronimo is comprised completely of a comment by one of his commenters below a previous article. Nice work if you can get it!! No, that's a joke, as Sailer is the opposite of lazy, and you've got to have many commenters to do this, hint, hint. I won't comment much here on the article in the link above, except to explain that it (the very good original comment, that is) was about Americans' affinity for Indian lore, names, and respect for the Indian warrior of centuries past. That's not to say that we don't know how brutal the Indians and some of the white men were to each other due to the impossible divide between a culture of property rights and one that had no concept. Still, people here take pride in being part Indian, even when they are making it up. Some, even, cough, cough, make it to the US Senate this way.
That aside, this led me to think of some thoughts from way back about Indians - from here on in this post, I mean "feather", not "dot".
I was hanging out years ago with some girl who would get into New Age things and such, and one thing was the Indian sweat lodge. It'd get pretty hot and sweaty indeed under that tarp with the heated up rocks, but I was young and could take it - it was about the girl to me, see; I didn't have any other visions just due to a little thermal distress. I believe I would have needed to have something a little stronger than a sweat lodge to have a vision quest, something made in a lab.
When we got done, we went over to the property of a full-blooded Indian, or that's what she said, to pick up something or other. This guy's trailer and his 1/2 acre lot was the messiest disaster of a living quarters I'd seen in my life up to that point, maybe since, but I do have many single friends. I mean there were rusty washing machines just outside the door, and all kinds of crap clogging up the trailer. He could have applied for superfund status. I knew it was just one data point, but this made me think a bit and question the idea that seems ingrained in our modern culture that the Indians were the big environmentalists.
There is no doubt that they lived on and with the land in a way that hardly anyone but an army Ranger or navy SEAL in survival training could possibly survive today, even for 3 days on "Naked and Afraid" with one phone call to get back to civilization. That's what savages do however. If you don't like that term "savages", it's perhaps because you don't understand it. It has come to have bad connotations, but a savage is one who is not part of any modern civilization in any way we think of civilization.
OK, so these Indians knew hunting and fishing and small farming (some tribes) with the most basic tools that were hand made. This meant that they were extremely self-sufficient, which is why people sometimes daydream that they'd like to go back to that kind of life, as the freedom in it is more than we can ever attain with a civilization, even when it's the best ever seen (1st coupla centuries of the US, for example). However, these dreamers may not have felt starvation, quick death from bacterial disease, and savage fighting with, or capture, by another tribe. That can ruin your daydream if you let it.
They lived off the land, yes. Does that make them environmentalists at heart or as part of their culture? Because there was no plastic and modern materials, there were no roads and buildings, and they had and needed few possessions to begin with, there was nothing much to keep clean really. Now, how many Indians existed on what's now the continental US at one time? I don't think anyone would come up with more than 5-10 million as just a round figure.
This is my point now, that the land, Mother Earth, if you will, can do a fine job of cleaning up after itself if the people are few and far between. It's all water and wind erosion, and bacterial rot these days, that's how she rolls.
Spread the tribes of a few dozen to a few hundreds or thousands of people totaling 5 million around the 3 million square miles of what's now the continental US, and there'll be lots of room to throw out your crap. You spend a few months or even a few years over here by this forest near the river, and no one is back for 50 years, well, guess what, all the junk you left has completely decayed. Any structures of any sort are long gone, wooden pieces have long since rotted, stone has been rounded down with 50-year growth all around it and the human waste was the first thing to be cleaned. It's not hard to live in a pristine place when you can move to a new place that no human has been in a century, any time you want.
In America we have 2 orders of magnitude more people on the same chunk of land, as there were Indians long ago. Modern technology has both made more mess and at the same time improved ways of cleaning up. The thing is, how much CAN you keep up with? Mother Earth can only do so much. Does it make sense to want the population to increase even more, if you care at all about living in a pristine setting, or at least having a way to get there part of the time to enjoy it? It's not like PeakStupidity has not mentioned this complete idiocy on the part of environmentalists with a good anecdote regarding blackberry picking. We all like blackberries, right, so think about this.
OH, right, answer the question: Who cares? It's OK to be a slob when you have a 24/7/365 maid named "Mother Earth" to clean up after you.
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Zerohedge commenter nails it ... re: government theft
Posted On: Monday - May 22nd 2017 11:21AM MST
In Topics:   US Police State  Liberty/Libertarianism  US Feral Government
Even though I don't recognize half of the handles of the commenters anymore, they still seem to be the best on the internet that I've read in terms of knowing what's truly going down in the world.
The article in question, and it could take all of one's time to keep up with ZH and it's comments, is about the Greek government's plans to steal what the residents are trying to keep away from it's greedy hands, entitled
Greek Authorities To Launch Mass Confiscation Of Safe Deposit Boxes, Securities, Homes In Tax-Evasion Crackdown
In answer to "scoutshonor" who says:
One of the problems I have as an old fart is holding the memory of a time when governments were not allowed to just take shit when they felt like it. I remember what due process was like. But that's me."rejected" replies:
What I often wonder is whether it is more painful for me or someone who is 25. Would it be worse to not have ever experienced the rule of law--or having know it watching as it is yanked away bit by bit?
I can't put myself in the shoes of a youngster since I'm 60--but I find myself giving the young people the benefit of doubt because this is all they have ever known. It really is sad.
"One of the problems I have as an old fart is holding the memory of a time when governments were not allowed to just take shit when they felt like it"I cannot say this better, so I will have to resort to the Instapundit punditing style, thusly,
There was a time when people would not allow them to just pass confiscatory law. They would have been shot in their homes, hung, or worse.
Today we are trained beginning in preschool that "IT'S THE LAW!" They even use this phrase on highway signs concerning seat belts, wipers on during rain etc. They have us trained that they "HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO PASS ANY LAW THEY WISH" even though no such authority exists. Does anyone really think the founders had in mind lawmakers ability to regulate toilets?, Light Bulbs?.
Most of this all came about after the cigarette issue. Once they got away with passing the no smoking in restaurants and other public places FOR YOUR HEALTH AND PROTECTION, all limits on them were removed. We now enjoy such things as Soda Taxes, Mandatory Insurance (Car, Home and Health) and other niceties. We allow them to confiscate property for non payment of taxes (which means you don't own it), We allow them to confiscate cash and other assets, on the highways and byways with no charges,,, just grab the money and run!
With no one forcefully telling them NO!,,, what the hell does anyone expect?
"Indeed."
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People can't merge ... is there an App for that?
Posted On: Friday - May 19th 2017 10:25AM MST
In Topics:   Cars  Curmudgeonry  Artificial Stupidity  Peak Stupidity Roadshow

What is so hard about this? The interstate highway I was driving on last week had a construction left-lane-closed sign a whole MILE away from the start of the merge. The traffic was relatively light. Almost all of the cars in that left lane just stayed in that lane until they had to move, causing way more of a traffic jam than necessary. I do realize that one lane can only carry half the traffic, so a big back-up can occur, but it would not have with this light traffic, under normal levels of stupidity.
Is it that drivers are so distracted by their electronics that they don't read the average sign at all? They may believe the electronics will give them all the information they need - there's an app for navigation, another giving active construction zones, yeah, but, hey this means they are not looking out of the damn car much of the time! That's the scary part about it.
Yeah, the electronics can't be wrong - there's computers in there! They wouldn't take you off road into the desert, or into a lake would they? "I'll merge when my 8G iPhone tells me to merge and not a minute sooner!" Idiots are all over the place now - get the lane change over with while traffic is still flowing smoothly and there will be no traffic jam at all, in many cases.
The long-term answer for "Is there an app for that?" is a big "YES", called a self-driving car. Of course we've all heard about them, but the way most people are
Jump to the ground as the turbo slows
To cross the borderline.
Run like the wind as excitement shivers
up and down my spine.
But down in his barn
my uncle preserved for me
an old machine
for fifty-odd years.
To keep it as new
has been his dearest dream.
I strip away the old debris
that hides a shining car,
a brilliant Red Barchetta
from a better, vanished time.
We'll fire up the willing engine
responding with a roar,
tires spitting gravel
I commit my weekly crime.
The song was written in the early 1980's. I would groove to this one no matter what the lyrics said, as it's all the tune and the sound, but what a creative imagination Neil Peart had (the drummer who wrote the lyrics)!
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The Onion is not dead yet ... and the Lido Shuffle
Posted On: Thursday - May 18th 2017 9:04PM MST
In Topics:   Music  Websites  Humor
In the previous post, I wrote that it's pretty hard to write parody anymore as stupid as the world is getting. While checking the link to "The Onion", I really enjoyed their pretty funny article "Kicking, Screaming Warren Buffett Dragged From Caesars Palace After Losing Everything At Roulette Wheel". Anything making fun of the "Orifice of Omaha" is bound to be enjoyable anyway, but the writers at The Onion have still got it.
Barely related, but since this great 1976 song has a gambling theme, what the hey...
Next stop shy town
Lido put the money down let her roll.
He said one more job ought to get it,
one last shot 'fore we quit it,
one for the road.
It's Boz Scaggs, from his album "Silk Degrees"
That jam at the end could be 2 minutes longer, but I'll take it.
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Stepped on an interesting USA Today article the other day ....
Posted On: Thursday - May 18th 2017 8:15AM MST
In Topics:   Genderbenders  Websites  Media Stupidity
... while walking out of the hotel room. They leave it on the floor, just outside the room door, in many places, as PeakStupidity mentioned in a post about a USA anti-Trump headline a few months back. This makes their circulation look good, but it doesn't really make for near as many readers as their marketing people would tell you.
The problem now is that things in this country are getting to such a high level of stupidity that parody humor websites will be forced out of business. To explain, here is part of the front page of the USA Today from last Friday or so:

Were this only 10 years back, this could be a The Onion" article. It's going to be really hard for the social parody sites to keep ahead of the quickly-rising levels of stupid in our society.
We better really hope we don't get ourselves into a real war with a serious enemy. That'll will be Peak Stupidity time for sure; when things get real, the stupid will stop cold.
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